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Webcomics On Five Dollars A Day

Today’s about value for your discretionary spending dollar.

  • The webcomicsosphere chatter fairly exploded over the weekend with praise for a very short comic (18 pages, including covers, afterword, and 14 nearly-wordless pages) by longtime creator Dean Trippe. Something Terrible is about something terrible that happened to Trippe, how it affected him, and (not to put too fine a point on it) how he was saved by his son and Batman.

    It’s a devastatingly honest work, a very public piece that says This happened to me, it became a part of me, but it’s not who I am. For 99 cents, you can download Something Terrible from Sellfy, and when you’re done reading it, you’re going to be in the mood to support Trippe’s comic-making, so maybe donate a bit more via his own webcomic’s page — or better yet, grab a print of his previously-released print, You’ll Be Safe Here.

  • Now while I wouldn’t go back and not read Something Terrible, I have a feeling that (like me) you might be in the mood for a shift of tone. How about we trade adult-and-serious for adult-and-hilarious? Fleen fave K Brooke “Otter” Spangler has many fine wares in her Internet Shoppery but we’re on a budget so we’re heading to Amazon instead for her PDF-only pulp novel, The Russians Came Knocking, starring her technologically-augmented Federal agent slash manwhore, Josh Glassman. Obligatory disclaimer, Otter’s a good friend of mine, and she just might have put in the bit about the squirrels after my run-ins with the brush-tailed little bastards, and for that I will love her forever. That’s another 99 cents, so we’re just under two bucks in our buying trip.
  • Having made it throgh TRCK¹, your laugh muscles may be warmed up enough for a pro-level workout, and the sexiest man in webcomics² is going to provide it. Brad Guigar has recorded his infamous laugh as a ringtone for your phone. Three ringtones, in fact, including the laugh courtesy of the infamous episode #76 of Webcomics Weekly when a troublemaking Skype locked into a loop of Guigar’s laugh-chuckle³ and nearly killed Kris Straub and Scott Kurtz. It’s US$2.99 for the three ringtones, meaning that we’re at a grand total of US$4.97 and you’ve got three shiny pennies to buy candy with.

    Or, alternately, you could go make your own money via memefication, with bonus points for ensuring that the webcomic creator gets none of it.

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¹ And one must remember that around Josh, the verb knocking takes on a particular meaning, as in knocking boots or knocking shop.

² I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Mrs Guigar is a lucky, lucky woman.

³ The madness starts around 7:45.

Aaagh, Client Site Is An Internet Black Hole I’m On Dial-Up Speeds Here

I repeat: damn you, Chris Hastings.

Let’s keep this quick and I’ll see what I can do about front-loading posts from the hotel for the rest of the week.

  • Do you like comics that are awesome? And do you like bargains? Then allow me to direct your attention to the Dr McOmnibus, 500 pages of Dr McNinja goodness including 24 all-new pages available nowhere else and dammit Dr McNinja creator Chris Hastings you know I’m a completist and now I have to shell out a fraction of the money I spent on the equivalent books when they came out.¹ Damn you, Chris Hastings … damn you.
  • BOOM! Studios Cartoon Network tie-in alert! Adventure Time and Regular Show are heading to the Greater Boston area² for this year’s Massachusetts Independent Comics Expo this weekend, and they hope to see you there³:

    Catch Adventure Time comic artists Braden Lamb and Shelli Paroline along with the Regular Show comic team Allison Strejlau and KC Green at the Massachusetts Independent Comics Expo! MICE 2013 is September 28 – 29 at University Hall 1815 Mass Ave. Cambridge, MA and it’s free admission!

    That’s on the campus of the esteemed Harvard University, accessible via the MBTA’s Porter Square stop.

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¹ Actually, the problem is more shelf-space related than monetary. My damning stands.

² Cambridge. Anytime you see a reference to “Boston area”, it always means Cambridge.

³ To the extent that non-person artifacts like comic book series can want anything.

Catching Up On Random Things

A couple of things happened that people have been kind enough to email me about, and I figure I could share those with you. That would be nice, wouldn’t it? Sure it would.

  • The accolades keep rolling in for Gene Luen Yang’s Boxers and Saints, which has been included in consideration for the National Book Award (where it is the only graphic novel this year). This is the longlist, the finalists have yet to be determined, but Yang’s got a proven track record, considering that American Born Chinese was an NBA finalist in 2006. Not only that, but if my search skills are correct, ABCwas the last graphic novel to get an NBA nod, and Mr Yang also appears to be the only repeat nominee in the Young Adult category in that time. Interesting.
  • New York Comic Con is fast approaching and I’ll be keeping an eye on webcomicky goings-on from the show floor again this year; programming has appeared on the NYCC website, with all four days populated as of this writing. As usual, watch out for last-minute changes, and as others have noted, there are some interesting scheduling conflicts:

    @NY_Comic_Con has programmed @KodanshaUSA‘s panel against @shonenjump‘s, & the @FUNimation+Kodansha panel against @yenpress. Nice.

    And the Funimation and Vertical panels are also at the same time! Yay!

    I’ll do a thorough schedule-trawl and let you know what happens in webcomics world on the floor; if nothing else, you can meet/greet Maki Naro, Katie Rice, and Mac Schubert of Strip Search in the Artists Alley, as a result of having won reward challenge #4.

  • Speaking of big-city cons, Pittsburgh Comic Con kicks off a week from Friday, and you know who will be there, at the booth of Official Fleen-Approved Cool Place The Toonseum? Caroll Spinney. If you don’t recognize that name, perhaps you recognize his work in the personages of Mr Bird or Mr The Grouch? It’s Pittsburgh for crying out loud, the hometown of Mr Rogers, so take a cue from him and do the neighborly thing: if you’re at PCC, drop by the Toonseum booth and thank Spinney for his contributions to the world. If you don’t, I’m not mad, but I will be disappointed in you.
  • Speaking of museums and the weekend of the 28th, the Cartoon Art Museum in San Francisco will be participating in the Smithsonian magazine’s ninth annual Museum Day Live event:

    The Smithsonian magazine Museum Day is a nationwide event and offers free admission to any visitor and one guest with a Museum Day Live! Ticket to a participating museum or cultural institution.

    Inclusive by design, the event represents Smithsonian’s commitment to make learning and the spread of knowledge accessible to everyone, giving museums across all 50 states the opportunity to emulate the admission policy of the Smithsonian museums in Washington, D.C. Last year’s event drew over 400,000 participants, and this year’s event expects record-high participation.

    The Museum Day Live! Ticket is available to download now at Smithsonian.com/museumday. Visitors who present the Museum Day Live! Ticket will gain free entrance for themselves and one guest at participating venues for one day only.

    For those that don’t happen to be in San Francisco on the 28th, there will be plenty of other venues participating, so grab your tickets now (one per household, per email address, more information on the tickets page).

Aarne-Thompson Class #130: Karl Kerschl on Fairy Tale Comics

Karl Kerschl is pretty much universally praised for his comics art — from superhero work for the major publishers to videogame tie-ins, to the critically-acclaimed, Eisner-winning The Abominable Charles Christopher — and is constantly in demand for various projects. The latest of those will see release next week in the form of Fairy Tale Comics from :01 Books, edited by Chris Duffy and with a couple-dozen of the greatest talents in comics contributing. Kerschl was kind enough to take time away from his newborn daughter to talk about how he almost passed on Fairy Tale Comics, a shift from his usual artistic style, and the stories that grab us.

Fleen: When Chris Duffy invited you to be a part of Fairy Tale Comics, what made you decide to contribute?
Kerschl: I wasn’t going to, initially. I really liked the concept but I was extremely busy and I think I actually turned him down. Chris eventually badgered me into it by extending the deadline. I like Chris a lot and it’s really hard for me to say no to things, even when I probably should.

Fleen: What was it about fairy tales that intrigued you? Something made it different than, say, a miniseries tied to a videogame.
Kerschl: Fairy tales have always resonated with me; the structure of them and the lyrical quality. It’s much closer to my heart than working on traditional superhero/action stuff. And I also really liked that they’re open to so much interpretation. You can read the same fairy tale told by a dozen different people and they all differ in some way — some quite drastically — as they’re retold over the years. That’s one of the fun side-effects of an oral tradition, I guess. So it was an interesting challenge to try to adapt one with my own spin and contemporary sensibilities.

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It Appears That SPX Was The Best Thing Ever

I mean, any show where Jeff Smith and Kate Beaton discover that in addition to each being comics royalty¹ they are related to each other is going to be hard to beat. But as just about every tweet from the floor talked about enthusiastic audiences, creators selling out of books, and fun had all ’round … well, that’s just great. I was stuck some 320km away on EMS duty for the weekend and missed it, but at least I treated a woman for smoke inhalation after a house fire so that’s something.

People that were at SPX that have additional news include:

  • Templar, AZ and Poorcraft creator Spike got some attention from the hoity-toity New York media for her other high-profile gig of Smut Peddler wrangling. More precisely, New York Magazine took note of the open call for SP2 submissions and officially approved of the notion, although I’m not sure if the placement on the lowbrow axis is because it’s smut or because it’s comics.
  • Evan Dahm, who would like you to know that he’s part of a shared-world series that’s Kickstarting:

    Cartozia Tales is an all-ages fantasy series, with nine stories in each issue, all set in the same world.

    We are really committed to making this an all-ages series, because we think the world needs more comics that can be shared across generational boundaries. We won’t be including things that aren’t suitable for even very young readers. (Several of the core creators are parents of young kids, so we know that part of the target audience.) We are focused on telling the sorts of stories—of mystery, wonder, and discovery; of searching and striving; of trials and betrayals—that engage us as adult readers. Because we take kids seriously as readers, we know they enjoy the challenge of the occasional new word or a moment of narrative complexity. We especially want to honor the child’s playful impulse to discover and invent complicated imaginary worlds.

    Cartozia Tales has published one issue already, the second is at the printers, and the Kickstart is to bring that up to ten issues, with contributions from the likes of Dylan Horrocks, James Kochalka , Kelly Sue DeConnick, Meredith Gran, and more. It looks like a great project in the vein of BONE (or Dahm’s own Overside creations), and I’ll be watching it carefully. They’ve got eight days to go, are only at 2/3 of goal, and the project runner is doing that most honorable thing and paying his creators. Give it a good look.

People that were not at SPX that have news include:

  • Zach Weinersmith, who found himself stalked by a dangerous Boulet last week, has a chance to turn the tables. It appears that Mr Weinersmith will be at the same eurocomics festival, representing America at its best. If anybody can get a picture of the two of them together in that moment before everything descends into madness and violence, I will pay them a dollar.
  • K Brooke “Otter” Spangler, who finds herself getting even more free book shillage than previously thought possible, via a very kindly fan:

    So! A very generous reader purchased an extra copy of the paperback version of Digital Divide. She requested this extra signed & sketched version to be given away to a reader. If you want to be entered in the drawing, please tweet at me (preferred method) or email me (if you do not do the Twitters) with something like “Gimme free book!” or the whatnots. I’ll pick one winner at random on Thursday.

    Since this contest is only open for three days, I won’t give Otter² the usual grief for not having a linkable newsbox. I will reserve the right to give her all kinds of grief for anything I feel like in the future, though.

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¹ As opposed to American royalty.

² Fun fact about otters via Wikipedia: With the exception of the sea otter, they have anal scent glands that produce a strong-smelling secretion the animals use for sexual signaling and for marking territory.

Thursday Items Of Note

I have this notion in the back of my mind that if I were to examine the nearly eight years of posts on this page, the vast majority of miscellaneous-topic updates would fall on Thursdays. It seems that webcomics, much like Dentarthurdent¹, can’t get the hang of Thursdays, at least not enough to focus on one thing.

  • Let me first offer hearty kongratulations to Karl Kerschl and his lovely wife Amy on the occasion of their family growing by one:

    No comic today. Just had a baby girl.

    The undoubtedly adorable and perfect daughter took longer showing up from when she was first expected, and this may keep Kerschl from having the time to update us on Kharles Khristopher and the denizens of the Kedar Forest for some time; please note that I willl fight any man-jack that says this is a problem. In the meantime, let’s all send the best of wishes towards Montréal and hope the little one gives her parents that most precious gift of a full night’s sleep very, very soon.

  • Speaking of Kerschl, one of the things that he’s probably too busy to do right now (and again, this is only right and proper) is talk to a hack webcomics pseudojournalist about his participation in the :01 Books anthology, Fairy Tale Comics. :01 wonder-editor Gina Gagliano has wrangled a bunch of comics-blogger types to talk to a bunch of the FTC contributors, and I was lucky enough to draw Kerschl’s name. The timing of little ones, though — we’ve been unable to set a time to talk, and so it’s not terribly likely at this point that I’ll be able to make good on my contribution to the cause next Tuesday as planned.

    There’s still lots of conversations that will be taking place, though, and you can see the entire blog tour itinerary here. Rest assured, as soon as Kerschl is able to spare the time I will be talking to him, if only because the fairy tale he presented² is one of my very favorites. Then again given how many fairy tales have animals as central characters, and how well Kerschl draws animals, he could do a killer job on just about any fever dream Jakob and Wilhelm had.

  • Speaking of books, I mentioned one to you on Tuesday without a permalink because some creators can’t bother to keep their news items linkable, Otter³. Fortunately, said book is now purchasable, which means I can point you to something better than a news item: a store. Please note that for the same price you’d get a mass-market paperback in the local shop, K Brooke “Otter” Spangler will autograph and sketch in your copy, and if you asked her to sketch a Sharktopus, she will be very happy4.
  • Still speaking of books, Brad Guigar (webcomics’ own Most Interesting Man In The World and Old Spice Guy merged into one sexy, sexy, package) reports that his successor volume to How To Make Webcomics is now pretty much entirely in the hands of the pre-order via Kickstarter crowd. In the interests of full disclosure, I did an early read and thorough commenting on The Webcomics Handbook, and as such I won’t be reviewing it here as I did HTMW. I will tell you, though, that it’s very, very good, and if you get a chance to buy a physical copy from Guigar after the Kickstarter rewards go out next month, you definitely should.

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¹ No link; if you need that one explained to you, your parents and society have badly mismanaged your cultural education and you’ve got some self-study to do.

² The Musicians of Bremen, although I think he could also have done a bang-up job on The Boy Who Went Forth To Learn What Fear Is (a version of which also in FTC), Hans My Hedgehog, or The Solider and Death (neither in FTC, darnit).

³ God. <eyeroll>

4 Please note that it was not me that requested the Sharktopus sketch. Also note that as more Sharktopus requests come in, she is less likely to want to marry the requester, particularly considering that she is already married. Also-also please do not typo Sharktopus in your request, as Otter is just feisty enough to sketch out a shartopus if that’s what you spelled.

We’ll Miss You, You Magnificent Bastard

On occasion, I get people asking me how you put together a press release. For those still wondering, this is how you put together a press release:

September 10, 2013 (Portland, OR) – Shocking fans, battery wholesalers, and his many cats, pioneering web cartoonist R. Stevens disappeared last Monday from the art-deco mineshaft he famously confined himself to since starting the world’s most popular webcomic DIESEL SWEETIES in 2000.

Through the blinding electronic din, those steadfast and lucky few were met by an image of their new pixilated messiah, cradling a cat in each arm and beckoning them forth.

Usenets across the globe reported seeing a similar image, followed by a mysterious message: “Awesome. I AM ALL. RS3.”

The reaction from the public was remorseful and swift. Coffee stocks plummeted, cats gathered from around the world at Stevens’ favorite donut shop to hold a round-the-clock vigil, and many of the world’s record store owners simply set their shops ablaze and moved back in with their parents.

Vice President Joe Biden attempted to soothe a grieving planet Monday night, but was overtaken by his emotions, saying “I’m gonna need a few weeks, you guys. This is really messed up. I know it’s silly, but in my heart of hearts, I really hope this is some kind of bizarre stunt. I just don’t know what I’m gonna do without Indie Rock Pete.”

“All we can do now, is hope that Stevens uses his infinite power to remake this turd of a planet in his own image, ya know?” Biden continued. “More donuts and cats. Stuff like that. I don’t know, man. That sounds pretty awesome to me. We could all use a little more DIESEL SWEETIES in our lives as far as I’m concerned.” [boldface original]

Honestly, just go read the whole thing, it’s great; bonus points for the Onionesque version of Biden.

  • In other news, we have more information on the mysterious, Ryan North/Shelli Paroline/Braden Lamb produced, original comic book coming from BOOM! Studios. Well, original in that it came out of North’s brainmeats, but much like the central hook of the Machine of Death anthology, it’s taken from an old musing by one Mr T-Rex. Namely, what happens if the fabled Midas Touch was weaponized.

    BOOM! seems to be giving all the good scoops to Chris Sims over at Comics Alliance on this one, so you’d best head over there for the details. When you get back, I’m considering running a contest: which other of T-Rex’s random musings from the past 2400+ comics will be made into an awesome comic/book/opera/radioplay/whatever next?

  • Going to SPX this weekend? Sara McHenry has a post that is chock-full of good advice for exhibitors, a significant part of which is also good for attendees. She even has thoughts on what to do with the many bits of comics ephemera that you will inevitably collect but may not consider long-term keepers; key takeaway: don’t feel guilty.
  • Two weeks ago, Angela Melick¹ suffered a break of the wrist of her drawing hand. I just wanted you to see how she’s managing with her allegedly “off” hand. Naturally, Kory Bing’s coloring job [Editor’s note: see here] is a big help, but Jam deserves a nod for how much she’s improved her non-dominant art skills so quickly.
  • In case you missed it last night:

    Goal: $9,500. Amount pledged: $141,085. Holy crap.

    Holy crap, indeed. Jeph Jacques has become the most overfunded (that is, exceeding goal by the greatest percentage) musical campaign-haver in Kickstarter history with Permanence, and thanks to the stretch goals will have KC Green following him around with a videocamera to make a documentary of the recording of the album. One can only hope that the footage gets … exotic.

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¹ My sibling in engineering: Iron Ring 4 Lyfe, yo.

Fleen Book Corner: China Endures

China is old, perhaps oldest of human endeavours; there is a cave system outside what is now Beijing where people lived for some 200,000 years, until the mass of the ash from their own fires finally displaced them. The first dynasties were established thousands of years before the start of the common era, and since that time one script has united different people and languages into the idea of “China”.

They knew of and traded with imperial Rome and the great Islamic empires; in the 1400s Admiral Zheng He definitely led fleets as far as Africa and possibly east across the Pacific to California, sixty years before Columbus led three tiny ships across the much-smaller Atlantic. Every idea, story, parable, intrigue, religion, philosophy, and thought that’s been had in the vast swathe of human history, probably it’s been had first (or independently, or in a parallel form) in China.

Skip forward to 110 or so years ago and the last of the imperial dynasties finds itself in a very different world: the Western powers have semi-colonized a vastly weakened China. Although they recognize the government of the empress, they have carved out for themselves concessions and enclaves complete with soldiers and extraterritoriality. They are essentially able to take as they wish from China, force any trade or behavior or law upon her people, and are immune to any repercussions.

This is perhaps not a long-term viable position in a country of (at the time) 400 million people with a weak central government that cannot order them to tolerate the outsiders, and a vast cultural memory of great emperors, generals, gods, and heroes. It is a time of upheaval and a people fed up enough with the situation that they are willing to fight with fists and spears against repeating rifles and artillery pieces; it is a time of cruelty and bravery and stupidity and honor and massacre and righteousness and vengeance and mysticism and blood, so much blood.

It is the Boxer Rebellion, and Gene Luen Yang has found in this time of tumult the perfect mixture of the topics have have suffused his prior work: what it means to be Chinese in the historical sense and the modern; what it means to be Christian, in living up to that philosophy’s gentlest ideals, and as a crusader. He has at last surpassed American Born Chinese — an astonishingly adept and powerful work — and produced an even more powerful masterpiece, in the form of Boxers and Saints.

I have been reading both books (more than 500 pages of comics) repeatedly since the good folk at :01 Books provided me with review copies in June, and I would like to share some thoughts with you now, on the eve of their general release tomorrow. For those that don’t know how these things go, consider the remainder of this post to be rife with spoilers.

1898; two people meet although they don’t know they’re on a collision course: Four-Girl doesn’t have a name of her own and is despised by her grandfather, who rules the family. Little Bao has a happy enough life with his father, Big Brother, and Second Brother, especially in Spring when there are markets and festivals and opera performances. They meet, although neither will truly recollect it.

Their lives will intertwine as they fall in opposite tracks of China’s interactions with foreigners: Little Bao sees a foreign priest meting out his own views of justice in a dispute he cannot properly comprehend; he is protected by opportunistic thugs who latch onto the priest not out of belief, but for the protection they derive from his status. Those that latch onto the westerners prey upon their fellow Chinese, exploiting the village folk to perhaps a greater degree than the westerners themselves.

Meanwhile, Four-Girl pulls further and further away from her family and into the orbit of the same priest, initially because she gets food, eventually because of something resembling ecstatic visions of Jeanne d’Arc. Today they’d call Jeanne schizophrenic and Four-Girl (or Vibiana, as she is baptised) may have the same touch of mental illness … but nobody told her the story of Jeanne before she had her visions and conversations with the martyred girl her own age. Her understanding of Christianity is naive and unsophisticated, but when you’re in the business of collecting as many souls as possible, you perhaps aren’t too picky about those you convert.

Eventually, the depredations become too much; here and there peasants band together to defend themselves against the westerners and opportunists, and then to revenge themselves for particular hurts, and then to drive them away entirely. Eventually, Vibiana seeks out the relative stability of a Christian enclave/orphanage, although her life isn’t much better than it was with her family and she asks too many questions; Jeanne’s answers are cryptic, and the priest has little time for them.

Little Bao may be no less removed from reality in his visions than Vibiana, though; he and his brothers — and friends, and eventually many others — burn sacred charms and ingest the ashes and become the literal personifications of the gods and heroes of classical China. Their appearance changes, great winds appear, they are invincible in battle … at least at first. They have the blessing of the empress, as they rampage across the countryside, killing and driving out every western devil and secondary devil (convert) they find. Here Little Bao and Vibiana meet again and although Vibiana decided to follow her visions of Jeanne and become a holy warrior herself, she got it into her head to begin training mere hours before Little Bao’s army descended upon her village. Her defiance would not survive the day.

The conflation of supernatural and natural have settled down at this point; when without the element of surprise, when not facing firearms, in the throes of their shared visions, Little Bao and his brother-disciples could actually be those gods and heroes and monsters; when they fall to bullets and explosions, their corpses are decidedly ordinary.

With each fight, each new and larger village, town, city, and eventually into the streets of the capital, the visions and presence of the gods lasts less time; the colors, so rich in the shades of laquerware and opera costumes, revert to the dusty ochres of peasant garb all the quicker. Fantasy retreats and teality asserts itself more forcefully, escalating to the utter defeat of the Society of Righteous and Harmonious Fist in the streets of Peking.

But was it all reality? Vibiana is dead, her story ending when she and Little Bao met; he didn’t want to kill her, she didn’t want to recant, and in the struggle between one person of belief and one person with a sword, the outcome is pretty much pre-ordained. That’s how I died she narrates — but from where? And how did she learn of other things that were happening elsewhere as she died, incorporating them into her story? To what degree did the visions lead her to teach a Christian prayer to Little Bao, which he used to convince vengeful Europeans that he was a convert himself and escape the mopping-up in Peking? Little Bao’s visions died away as he and Second Brother limped out of the city, faced with a reality — a modernity — where ancient beliefs can’t assert themselves. But Vibiana’s beliefs are ancient as well, and served to protect at least one rebel Fist.

The story isn’t so simplistic to present this as a supercessionistic viewpoint, but Yang has previously melded together his Chinese heritage and his Catholic belief system, finding parallels and intersections between the Gospels and the Journey to the West. The parallel nature of belief and madness that Little Bao and Vibiana experience can only result in death … until Little Bao accepts a small measure of Vibiana’s belief, even just for a moment, and the synthesis produced something that could survive.

After all, every idea, story, parable, intrigue, religion, philosophy, and thought that’s been had in the vast swathe of human history, probably it’s been had first (or independently, or in a parallel form) in China. Only by joining China and not-China results in a thought strong enough to survive the clash of the ancient and the modern.

Boxers and Saints are powerful, affecting, gorgeously drawn, complex, and require multiple re-readings. I’ll be teasing out new meanings for years to come. The only thing that I won’t eventually be able to do is read them again for the first time which is a shame, as I find myself wondering how much the story changes if they’re read not as Boxers and then Saints, but the other way around. Vibiana’s story fills in the gaps of Little Bao’s when Boxers is read first; I wonder if the converse is true when the order is reversed.

Probably: Boxers and Saints are stories where almost nobody comes off well; nearly everybody is variously overly dogmatic, viciously orthodox, adopting belief systems for the wrong reasons, and trying to spread those beliefs as an act of hegemony verging on warfare. The priest particularly bad — self-righteous, self-aggrandizing, judgmental, iconoclastic¹ and generally a prick. Had he walked in life with the humbleness that he achieved in death … well, everything would have happened exactly the same, because he’d be one non-jerk foreign devil in all of China. But had all the foreigners that he represents walked more humbly, as teachers rather than crusaders, much misery may have been avoided.

Or maybe not, as many of the priest’s shortcomings were already there in China, particularly the fear, distrust, and denigration of women that he shared with Four-Girl’s grandfather. Reversing the order won’t shift either group in terms of the hurts it believed it suffered as the aggrieved party, nor lessen the crimes that each committed. The two don’t exist in a linear relationship of one first and the other second; they swirl into each other, each preceding and following the other, forming a circle of action and reaction.

Boxers and Saints are required reading. If you’re going to read either, be sure to read both. Then set them aside, go learn some about China — there’s always more to learn about China — and read them again, and again. They’re that important. They’re that good.

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¹ Literally, at the start of Boxers.

Books Coming Soon

All abord the good ship HOMESTUCK.

I don’t know where you are, but here in the Greater New York City Proximity Zone, it’s about as gorgeous a day as one could hope for. Why the heck am I inside at a keyboard? Let’s look towards the near future and hope the weather lasts forever.

  • As seen over the summer in San Diego, Oni Press had copies (both hardcover and soft) of the first themed Diesel Sweeties reprint collection, I’m A Rocker, I Rock Out. The hardcovers are now available in advance of next week’s worldwide release via the very sexy Mr Stevens, and will come in one of three flavors: Plain, Signed, or Signed And Personalized. All three variants feature free shipping from now until next Friday, and all go for the same price of US$40. For those with a slightly restricted budget, the softcovers will be available starting next week, and have a really nice fold-over flappy deal on the front and back covers, complete with a blurb from John Allison¹.
  • For those that like to give a book’s pages a good riffling-through prior to purchase, good news! Next week will see the release to brick-and-mortar stores of Ryan North’s To Be Or Not To Be, some 15,000 copies of which already exist in the wild thanks to the fulfillment of orders from the Kickstarter campaign, which is just about done. If you don’t have your copy yet, that’s all down to the efficiencies of various shipping services and possibly the interference of governmental agents.

    But lots of people didn’t know how awesome Ryan North is when the Kickstarter launched last November, and it would be a shame for them to miss out on Hamlet as it should have been, so make sure you tell everybody you know that TBORTB is worth their time, if only for the amazing illustrations; if they choose a poor pathway that leads to them reaching a bad ending where the book dubs them a TURBOCHUMP, try not to make too much fun of them.

  • Nobody is as impatient or willing to throw quantities of money at their Living God as the fans of Andrew Hussie; earlier today TopatoCo let us know that Homestuck volume 3 is imminent, going so far as to show us exactly where copies were: off the coast of Baja California aboard the cargo ship Cosco Venice.

    As of the time of this writing, Cosco Venice is now further southest, approximately in the latitude of Guadalajara, and given the pace it’s made, it’s got perhaps another two days to the Panama Canal, then it gets to wait in line, dodge a few whales, take some number of days until it hits whichever US port it’s headed for, then clear customs before ground shipping to TopatoCo’s World Operations Headquarters. Even given the worst possible case for each of those, it seems pretty likely that your favorite Homestuck can have volume 3 in time for their year-end holiday of choice. Hooary, Trollmas is saved!

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¹ Mr Allison will be making a rare jaunt across the Atlantic for SPX next weekend, so if you get your softcover quickly enough, you can get his own Bad Machinery volume 1, which features fold-over flappy deals and a blurb by Rich Stevens. It’s the ouroboros of blurbs!

This Week Never Stops

Dead water heater? Of course! Netbook bricking itself and requiring a Linux reinstall? Why not? But dammit, I’m going to tell you something today if it kills me¹.

  • For starters, it’s another three-con weekend for fans of webcomics; you have your choice of stalking meeting your favorite creators at Dragon*Con² in Atlanta, WorldCon 71 in the guise of LoneStarCon3³ in San Antonio, or PAX Prime4 in Seattle.

    At Dragon*Con you can see possibly the most aggressive cosplayers and sexytimes atmosphere of the annual con circuit — including the obligatory kilt blowing. At WorldCon you can see the Hugo Awards — or join the live stream — where Howard Tayler will either continue or break his streak as the Susan Lucci of the Best Graphic Story category. PAX Prime will feature the first reunion of Strip Search artists since the show revealed Katie Rice as the winner.

  • Assuming you need more than that, how about some hot, hot porn?

    Smut Peddler 2014 begins next week. Submission guidelines, invited line-up, deadline, and planned release date. Watch for it, folks.

    Countdown to quality, lady-friendly sexytimes? Starts now.

And I realize that I am tempting the metaphorical demons of fate itself by saying this, but I hope that tomorrow will be back to normal, just in time to slide into the long weekend here in the States. See you then.

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¹ It very well may kill me.

² And with con co-founder/accused child molester Ed Kramer finally going to trial — and legally separated from the legal entity that owns D*C — a shadow that has hung over the show for some years is finally lifted.

³ Who had their own kerfuffle last week, as it was noticed that they were going to be showing the largely-unseen and deeply racist Disney film, Song of the South. Questions were raised as to what context the film would be shown (it can definitely be watched in the context of an artifact of its times, with a frank acknowledgement of how poisonous much of its content is to modern eyes), as well as whether or not the film could possibly be legally licensed (Disney does not want Song to be associated with their name and has kept it locked up in the vaults for decades). In any event, con organizers nixed that idea.

4 The tenth consecutive PAX, for those counting.