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Required Reading

Audience disintermediation, relying on the quality of work instead of being handed a break, controlling and owning your creations: Patton Oswalt was talking about comedy at the Montreal Just For Laughs Festival, but it’s equally applicable to individual creative endeavours like, oh, say [web]comics.

And because Oswalt is very, very smart and very, very thorough, he says it twice, for two different audiences: the creators and the publishers. This one is brief and non-optional, go read it now and start thinking how you can make good on his calls to action. As a bonus exercise, keep your eyes open for whichever publishers are the first to move in the direction that he calls for; they are going to succeed out of proportion to the stragglers, and will likely be the ones philosophically inclined to see creators as partners, not indentured employees.


Speaking of doing good work all over the place: Becky Dreistadt and Frank Gibson do a narrative comic, gallery art, books of all sort, and ________, not to mention working on a _______ for ________ that will make them goddamn superstars once it gets announced. And just for fun, they’re resuming the Capture Creatures series today, which I guess means that Becky decided that only painting 350 different things this year was an insufficient challenge, and let’s crank that sumbitch up to 500 or so.

Cool by me — I love these critters and the stories that accompany them. I’ve been really bad at predicting evolutions until now (having no personal experience of Pokemon), but if Vinopossum doesn’t evolve into something wine-related, I will be shocked.

Let’s See If I Can Beat The Rush On I-95

For those of you outside the eastern seaboard of the United States, I-95 is a roadway with one purpose: to break people and their will to live. Some 450km of it lie between me and home.¹ Fun! Let’s keep this brief.

  • On t-shirtery and the design thereof, received wisdom shared with you by the very generous John Allison.
  • On achieving 867% of funding the goal for Trial of the Clone, and soliciting input for the next Zach Weinersmith-penned interactive story, which comes down to the eternal question: Good or Evil?
  • On the possibility that Aaron Diaz² just volunteered Danielle Corsetto, Anthony Clark, and Emmy Cicierega to publicly engage in The Hammer Dance, less than US$11000 need be raised over the course of ten more days. If they do this, you can be sure that Diaz’s parachute pants will be tweed and tailored to perfection by Duchess of Portland.
  • On those last two Kickstarters, note the relative generosity of updates: 20 days, 8 updates for a project that’s still fundraising, and 17 updates over one month (with progress-o-meter graphs!) for one that’s wrapped up, but not yet delivered the goods. These are good practices — frequently let everybody know what is happening with their money. It is incumbent on fundraisers to keep that line of communication open once things close, and there are those that do exactly that and they are to be commended.

    Others … not so much. Eighteen updates from launch to goal? Good. Ten weeks after goal before breaking radio silence? Not so good, Fat Cat Gameworks; nobody expected that you’d have product to ship the next day, but they need to hear that you aren’t just sitting around trying to figure out what to do next. If nothing else, figure out loud.

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¹ That sound you just heard was Ms K. Brooke “Otter” Spangler, warming up to sing my funeral dirge, because she knows what kind of Destroyer Bitch-Goddess I-95 is … she knows and would rather see me dead than suffer its embrace.

² The Latin Art-Throb.

No Twitter Meant Time To Get Some Thoughts Together

Who says that service outages are always a bad thing?

So I’ve been thinking about the possibilities for the Penny Arcade Strip Search Reality TV Series Thing since before I knew it was A Thing. Robert and Brian teased the crap out of it to me, never quite getting around to exactly what you might call details (and now that I reflect, it was probably one of the shoes waiting to drop that were left hanging back in Las Vegas). Since discovering it was A Thing (and Robert getting to see the look on my face, as he said he wanted to), I’ve been wondering where it could go.

Certainly, this is the sort of winnowing process that Robert Khoo lives for; many have commented that the hiring process for Penny Arcade is convoluted and demanding, bordering on insane¹, but I think most people who criticize have likely not been involved in personnel matters before. I’ve just wrapped up a four year stint as the Membership Trustee for my volunteer EMS agency, and I can tell you that Khoo is precisely correct that what makes for a bad hire is not a lack of skills, it’s a lack of fit (personally, culturally) in both directions. It’s the sort of thing that can kill a small business (or volunteer organization) if it’s not handled with extreme care, and more so when those environments are characterized as high-energy, high-pressure, or high-performance. If unpaid volunteers would have willingly subjected themselves to the multi-stage process that Khoo designed, I would have adopted it in a heartbeat

Since it’s a competition that needs to be visually interesting, I trust that Khoo will also be up to his usual standard in devising challenges (I’m pretty sure that Robert likes planning things like bachelor parties and reality competitions so that he — like a photographer that hates to be photographed — doesn’t end up participating in them). The demand will certainly be there, and the rewards certainly won’t be just for the eventually winner; the audience that could be built up by being followed for a season of PATV (some 30 episodes, I’d presume) and making it to the final three or four could be enough to launch a career, even without the year-long in-house association with PA’s experts.

I think that the ultimate success or failure of this project will hinge on two items: the breadth of work that gets in and stays in for the duration, and how well the contestants are nurtured.

In the case of the first, Mike and Jerry are terrific about pointing their readers to creators whose work is marvelously divergent from their own; can you think of any webcomicker less like Penny Arcade than, say, Erika Moen? Having an Erika-type, or analogues to the breadth of topic & style found in your Beckys, Kates, Merediths, Toms, Evans, or Jams in the contest, people whose work is nothing like Penny Arcade will, I think, be a prime determinator of the quality of competition.

This isn’t entirely up to the producer end of the equation — I do think that Mike, Jerry, Robert, and the others are fair-minded enough to want to showcase the best work with the most potential (after all, they’re on the hook to give a sort of imprimatur and don’t want to sully their own brand), but if the contestants self-select and you don’t get applications from as wide a pool of creators with as wide a range of artistic styles (and personal experiences), the show won’t live up to its potential with respect to (as Anton Ego put it) the discovery and defense of the new.

The second item is more within the control of the showrunner. TV does reality/competition shows on a range from generally classy (cf: The Amazing Race or Iron Chef America) to trainwreck (cf: Housewives, Shores, anything centered around a job that isn’t Ace of Cakes ’cause dammit, those people like each other and have fun at work), and even the shows on the ability counts more than narcissistic personality disorder end of the spectrum can drop the ball badly (cf: Mondo was robbed, and where is the goddamn owl).³ Put bluntly, will Strip Search have a Tim Gunn to encourage, critique, mentor (and, when needed, lay the smack down)? Note that unless the Tim Gunn role is fulfilled by Khoo, the local substitute will not be as good a dresser as Tim Gunn. Heck, just see if Tim wants to come out to Seattle for a couple of months.

So that’s where my head’s at. The rest we’ll see when the final numbers on the Kickstarter are in (as of this writing, we’re about US$1500 away from Jerry having to cosplay something suitably humiliating at PAXes Prime and East), but the projection makes Strip Search a virtual certainty at this point. Contestant screening, format, challenges, guest judges4 are all to be seen. There remains an incredible amount of work to execute on all the potential, but if there’s one thing the Penny Arcade crew (all of them, even the ones whose names you don’t see in the credits) know how to do, it’s execute on potential.

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¹ Let’s make this clear: you or I could not get hired by Robert Khoo. We wouldn’t make it past the laundry question, much less to the phone interviews.

² Not that we ever had 5000 applicants for a single open EMT slot.

³ Confidential to Scott Kurtz: Project Runway has started again, so you might want to not pay attention to my tweets on Thursday nights for the next coupla’ months.

4 I could be available for a weekend, just sayin’.

You’ll Have To Excuse Me

I’m in the midst of an archive binge of Homestuck and it’s taking up a lot of time and mental cycles. I’m not even a year into this story¹ and my mind is reeling from the sheer volume of how much work Andrew Hussie has done so very, very quickly. By the time I’m done, I’ll most likely have to go back and start the damn thing over again, as I’ll be trying to keep track of 5000+ pages of art and 300,000+ words, which would be the equivalent of 1.5 Crimes and Punishment or Mobys Dick.

  • Know what else is an overwhelming amount of comics? Ryan Estrada’s The Whole Story project, where four days remain to name your own price to obtain all those tasty, weird comics.²
  • Know what else is an overwhelming amount of extremely important and well-written words? Colleen Doran’s Very Bad Publishers essays. Every once in a while she takes the time to point people that may not have seen the full saga, and is doing so now, which is the perfect time for me to mention it again. If you haven’t ever read about Very Bad Publishers, then take a couple hours and do so.
  • Unexpected surprise of the day: This page has made much of Randy Milholland’s ability to write believable characters that behave in realistic ways, and to change their personal habits oh-so-slowly and organically. Nobody in the Something*Positive cast started out as damaged as Mike Dowden, but he’s come a long way. Today, he’s still not finding life entirely going his way, but at least he has a new haircut, one that doesn’t make him look like a sociopath that lives in his mom’s basement. As longtime readers may recall, he stopped being a sociopath sometime around Halloween 2004, and moved out of his mom’s basement prior to becoming a father in 2006. And, uh, damn I’ve been reading this comic a long time.

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¹ Homestuck began on 13 April, 2009 and I’ve made it as far as Rose: Knit the scarf. Ride the ogre., which ran on 11 March, 2010. It’s partway into Act 4, and I’m guessing about a quarter of the way through the story as written so far.

² As reported earlier, Estrada started with price tiers in his pay-what-you-want scheme, but later opened it up entirely to reader’s choice. Literally any amount will get you all those comics.

Updates To Earlier Items Of Interest

Not sure if these are thorough enough to qualify as “followups”, but what’s terminology between friends?

  • Yesterday we mentioned that Meredith Gran and Ryan North will be doing a joint Adventure Time/Marceline signing at Little Island Comics in Toronto tomorrow. But we did not mention that the fun doesn’t stop there! Per Mr North:

    TOMORROW, WEDNESDAY JULY 25th, 1-3 pm: Mer and I sign at Little Island Comics in Toronto and there’s an Adventure Time costume contest. And activities!! This one is for kids!

    TOMORROW, WEDNESDAY JULY 25th, 6-6:45 pm: Mer and I do an Adventure Time presentation at The Central and do a Q+A!

    TOMORROW, WEDNESDAY JULY 25th, 7 pm: There is a costume contest for adults that Mer and I judge!

    TOMORROW, WEDNESDAY JULY 25th, 7:15-9 pm: The signing for adults happens at The Beguiling with Meredith and myself!

    The Central, for those wondering, is an emporium of adult happy-time beveragosity, and it is located approximately next door to The Beguiling. Little Island is behind The Beguiling; that is, the backs of the respective stores open on to Honest Ed’s Alley. Honest Ed is of course Ed Mirvish, legendary proprietor of Honest Ed’s Bargain Store, which should be familiar to anybody that’s read Scott Pilgrim. Should anybody find Gran or North in the vicinity crying like a newborn baby at the sheer horror of being alive, please contact the appropriate authorities.

    Also you guys — kids costume contest! That sounds more adorable than should be allowed under Canadian law.¹

  • It occurred to me recently that not everybody has obtained the fifth (and final) Starslip collection. If you are of the mind to scoff and note that all of the comics in the book can be obtained online, allow me to disabuse you of that notion, Mr or Ms Scoffs-a-Lot. For you see, the last Starslip comic isn’t. The last, that is. I mean, it’s still a Starslip comic, but it’s not really the last one, because the soon-to-be-generally-available Starslip: The Future Dies Tonight has an epilogue. I do not exaggerate when I say that those few extra panels were worth the price of purchase by themselves, which I will not spoil. I do, however, urge anybody with a fond spot for Starslip in their hearts to obtain the final volume as quickly as it goes on offer, because it really ties the whole strip together.

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¹ Being on the metric system, things in Canada are already up to 2.54 times more adorable than in the United States. They’ve got all those fluffy white seal cubs, after all.

Things To Do In The Tee-Oh

That’s what the cool kids call “Toronto”. It’s true, I have cool kids right here and they all say that.¹ Anyway, for those of you in the Greater Toronto Exurb, Meredith Gran would like you to know something:

I’m going to be in Toronto THIS WEEK doing a signing, and you ought to come by! I will be signing for my Adventure Time: Marceline & the Scream Queens series, though I will have a few Octopus Pie books to sign as well. And my awesome partner in guestitude is Dinosaur Comics/Adventure Time writer Ryan North²! Oh my glob!

So if you’re in Toronto on Wednesday the 25th (that would be the day after tomorrow), you want to be at Little Island Comics (the kids-comics spinoff of world-class comics shop The Beguiling), from 1:00 to 3:00pm. That’s not much time to see two people, so if I were you, I’d ris-vip at the Facebook event page. Tell Ryan and Mer I said, “Hi.” If I were going, I’d give Ryan the penny of T-Rex I got out of a penny squisher at the American Museum of Natural History (dinosaurs are on the fourth floor).


It seems that pert-near every time a major comics- or genre-type award decides to add a category for internet offerings, Girl Genius is going to get recognized³. This time it’s the Comics Buyers Guide, who have had a fan-driven award for three decades, and have just instituted a category for Favorite Webcomic. Per Girl Genius co-creator Phil Foglio:

All of the awards were nominated and voted upon by the readers of the Comics Buyers’ Guide, a venerable resource for the comics buying public that has been around since Christ was a carpenter. This year, the CBG grudgingly acknowledged that the internet, “while obviously a fad, is an extremely tenacious one, like that Poké–manga stuff.” and added the Webcomic category for the first time.

Despite the life–changing effects of winning this award, the Foglios have vowed to remain as humble and impoverished as they were yesterday, and would like to thank everyone who voted for them, and fully expect their assorted publishers to immediately take out lavish ads trumpeting this, their latest accomplishment. Yeah, that would be nice.

So that’s all right in the world of webcomics then. Enjoy your Monday.
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¹ Also they tell me that they are swingin’ on the flippity-flop.

² Paragon of Giantly Virtue, Nexus of All … aw, heck, you know by now.

³ Exception: Jon Rosenberg’s Scenes From A Multiverse taking the first-ever NCS division award for online comics.

Winding Down

Let’s finish out the week with some simple information transfers, shall we?

  • For those that missed the opportunity that pick up Red Robot Murder Dolls USB drives during the Diesel Sweeties Kickstarter¹, and neglected to attend SDCC and pick on up there, Rich Stevens has you covered. There are 3300+ pages of comics on these babies, making them possibly the largest e-book in history.
  • Some of you may know that, in addition to the tremendous success that Zach Weinersmith is having with his Kickstarter for a reader-driven adventure, but did you know that there are other readers-choice type books in the works? It’s true! One of them is by Ryan North², and he has been kind enough to give me an advance peek.

    He hasn’t publicly discussed most of the details of the book, so you don’t get a title, plot, or any particulars, but I will tell you the following:

    • Possible scores range from -1 out of 1000 points to 3400 megapoints to 50 billion decapoints
    • Your chosen identity will shift at points in the book, including one branch where your choices reflect upon the character so horribly that you aren’t allowed to be thon any more
    • If you choose particularly poorly, you will be dubbed a TURBOCHUMP
    • Unless I miss my guess, this is the first CYOA-type book where you can become the author Ryan North³ himself

    You guys, it is hell of rad.

  • Know who else is working on the interactive fiction beat? Chris Hastings, but that’s not what I want to bring him up today. Instead, I want to point out that Hastings has, I believe, achieved a webcomics first, in that he has had a species named after his creation. Ladies and gentlemen, the Dr McNinja bacteriophage.

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¹ For those running Kickstarts, please note that as of today, Mr Stevens has posted a total of 37 updates to his project. This is how you do it.

² Giant among men, and Nexus of All [Web]comics Realities North of the Canadian Border.

³ Should you choose to become Ryan, you do not share in his giantness or nexality, except in the context of the book. Sorry.

Fleen Book Corner: San Diego And Silences

As a professional communicator, a colleague once opined to me, the most important tool you have at your disposal is silence. He turned out to be kind of a weird guy, but he had been an announcer for the CBC in his youth, so I imagine he had that part right. It fit with my own experiences in radio oh so long ago, and was almost word-for-word something that Ira Glass said about a year later:

I like Harry Shearer, who does a show on KCRW in Santa Monica that’s syndicated to some stations around the country. Listening to his show taught me that it’s okay to pause however fucking long you want to in the middle of a sentence on the air.

So — silences are good; keep that in mind as I talk about three books today, which have in common a couple of things:

  1. Copies were gifted to me by the respective authors on the floor of SDCC
  2. Each of them approaches its story with a unique appreciation for silence

We’ll start with DRAMA by Raina Telgemeier, read in an uncorrected proof edition, and available 1 September. Like her earlier, autobiographical Smile, DRAMA takes place in middle school, and Telgemeier’s ear for the early teenage years — the rhythms of speech patterns, the small dramas that loom so large within the framing story of a drama club’s spring production — is as sharp as ever. Callie, Jesse, Justin, Liz, and all the others aren’t facsimiles of 7th- and 8th-graders, they’re living, breathing, scheming, hurting, striving, entirely alive people that just so happen to have originated somewhere in Telgemeier’s imagination.

She uses silences in all the expected ways — montage, reaction, actions that don’t feature anybody talking — but also as gutters. The gutters, Scott McCloud taught us, are where the reader has control of the story and determines what happens that isn’t being explicitly shown. The difference here is the actions are being shown (without words) at big emotional beats; where one panel would have more than adequately gotten across the mood of the story, flipping the page and finding two, three, four more panels, spread across as many as two pages, serves as an extended moment of audience interaction.

Callie is {humiliated | lost | abandoned | embarrassed | other} — choose from your own experience, the mood that resonates with the reader has no choice but to build over the time it takes to traverse all of those “extra” panels. Those silences are uncomfortable, not because we’re told they are, but because Telgemeier makes us remember every time we’ve ever been in those situations. Bravo.


By contrast, Makeshift Miracle Book 1: The Girl From Nowhere (available now, although the comics in this volume only finished online three days ago) by Jim Zub (Mr Zubkavich, if you’re nasty) uses silence as a counterpoint to internal monologue. Some of you may have read about Colby Reynolds and the mystery girl, Iris, in Zub’s original treatment, The Makeshift Miracle, collected in book form in 2006; back then, Zub handled both writing and art chores, and while Zub would be the first to say that the new, full-color art by Shun Hong Chan is an improvement, I always thought that the original made for an intimate, singular POV in the story.

But this is a different story, not just different art. Story beats have been rearranged, the narrations (from the explicit perspective of a diary written after the fact) have largely been replaced with an in-the-moment reactive monologue. Most importantly, the story has been given much more room, by a factor of 50-100%, with single pages being replaced by two, three, or more where necessary. Colby doesn’t have that much more to say, thus — silences, and plenty of them. The additional room gives the ability to show more and tell less, making the story less Let me tell you what happened to me and more Come along and see what’s going on in my life.

The otherworldly, mysterious interactions of Colby and Iris give the story the space to breathe. It’s not just an exercise in decompressed storytelling, it’s taking the opportunity to stop and smell the weirdness that the characters otherwise would have been too nonchalant about. If you have a copy of the earlier The Makeshift Miracle, don’t look at the new edition (which isn’t complete, in any event) as a replacement; these are the same story, but different treatments that deserve to be evaluated on their own merits.


Finally, Sailor Twain, or, The Mermaid in the Hudson (collecting the now-completed webcomic, and generally available 2 October) by Mark Siegel, also known as the editorial director of :01 Books (which, as previously noted, is pound-for-pound the most celebrated graphic novel publisher in the world). Here, along the Hudson River from Manhattan to Albany, amid Gilded Age wealth and decadence, silence is almost a force of nature.

Things that should be noisy — violent storms, enormous side-wheeler steamships, Civil War battlefields — are rendered with barely a sound effect or indication of shouting. The effect is striking, particularly in a story that emphasizes the dangers of sound, and which for the longest time dances around what the most hazardous of them all — the mermaid’s song — might sound like.

Sounds of the industrial age, sounds of ancient enchantment, sounds which deafen, and sounds which drive men to die or to kill are implied in the moody, delicate pencil and charcoal drawings, but are for the most part left to the imagination of the reader. Like the other books above, this makes Sailor Twain an intensely reader-driven experience. Peruse it slowly, carefully, and maybe stay away from sad songs while you do.

Several Things Need Re-Reading

Come back tomorrow after my SDCC must-read pile is worked down. I am also still putting together my thoughts on the Penny Arcade reality show competition and will hopefully be in a fully-coherent place by then.

Post-Con Hangover

Hey. Still alive, not entirely thrilled by that fact, but it’s awesome to be back with my wife and dog. Let’s wrap up San Diego for the year, yeah?

  • I started going through my semi-transcription notes for the Kickstarter panel, and I don’t think I’m going to do a full write-up; this is not a reflection on the panel, but really more on the audience, and the disconnect between them.

    Jimmy Palmiotti and Batton Lash are doing Kickstarters right (having 95% of the work done before asking for money, plowing extra money back into the product to give the donors maximum value for their support, finishing fulfillment on one campaign before considering starting the next); Vijaya Iyer stressed the need to treat Kickstarter the same as any other source of funding (SBA loan, angel capital) and have a business plan in place before trying to secure funding; Cindy Au, Director of Community for Kickstarter, brought valuable stats to the table.

    But the audience, the questions, predominately focused in on the checklist approach: Tell me exactly what steps I need to follow to be successful like you. There wasn’t a recognition that there is no single recipe for success, that campaigns have to be tailored to your existing audience and existing work, that Kickstarter is not a magical money machine that will fund your dreams.

    Jimmy¹ tried to repeatedly make the point that Kickstarter is merely an enabling mechanism, that it won’t make the comic happen, that you have to make it, that your reputation is what will bring people to the campaign, and it’s your good name that is on the line for making good on what you promised, that none of this is risk-free, but I never got the feeling that those essential truths were getting absorbed.

    Then again, I shouldn’t have been surprised — when Jimmy took the measure of the crowd, about 95% of the approximately 150 people in the room indicated that they want to do a Kickstarter campaign, and exactly three (3) indicated that they already had done so. Bless ’em, those creators with stars in their eyes, what they heard was:

    Blah blah funded successfully. Blah blah blah $US7 million to comics projects over the lifespan of Kickstarter. Blah blah blah Ginger. Blah blah Rich Burlew got US$1.2million blah blah². Blah blah most popular pledge is US$25, the average dollar amount is US$75, and the average project looks to raise US$6-10,000, so about 80 people can get you to success. Blah blah blah, staff picks.

    So there you go — 400+ words on how I’m not going to talk about a panel. I need help.

The people you don’t talk to at Comic Con were pretty interesting.

  • I always drop by the First Aid room each year multiple times to offer props to the medics on con duty; I have in the past seen them wheel somebody in the midst of an atypical cardiac rhythm from the floor, and am constantly amazed that they don’t deal with more serious emergencies on a daily basis. Like emergency medical personnel anywhere, their shifts are a combination of bad coffee, lots of waiting around, and endless paperwork for the most minor of boo-boos, mixed with a fervent hope that something, anything will happen, tinged with an event more fervent hope that it doesn’t involve the longboard or the LifePak.
  • The door wardens were polite, reserved, and — as one confided in me — not supposed to talk to the press. I did have a great exchange with one on Sunday afternoon when he put out a hand to stop me and exclaimed:

    Dude, that is a righteous moustache.

    Swear to dog, that happened. I asked him how old he was and he said 18; then I got to tell him that when he was born, my moustache was already eight years old.

  • The cops that try to run crowds across Harbor Drive can’t stop what they’re doing to talk, but in five second snippets while passing by, I found them to be uniformly serious about keeping everybody alive, but a brief, How you doing today? always got a smile and cheerful response. I’m sure that they are the only people that want to see the Harbor Drive side of the convention center redesigned to move people on foot safely more than I do³.
  • The costumed booth ambassadrixes that I spoke to were uniformly friend-of (or friend-of-a-friend-of) creators or somebody associated with the booths they were working. I’m sure that somewhere there were clusters of young ladies in hazardous shoes and (not much) matching clothing handing out flyers that were obtained via some kind of agency, but for the most part there was a personal connection to whichever comic, publisher, or media wanted to utilize the “booth babe” strategy. They also seemed glad to have an eye-to-eye conversation that didn’t end in a request for photos.
  • I heard from three different restaurant serving staffers at three different places that Comic Con is when the Gaslamp crowd is “extra normal”. Apparently, the usual denizens of the entertainment district are club kids, scenesters, and self-proclaimed beautiful people, but when you peel back the battle armor from a booth full of Klingons, they’re mostly low-maintenance and not interested in provoking drama like they’re trying out for a reality show. I had expected the non-stop super-rush and crowds and chaos and trying to put together a table for 17 would put front-of-house staff off of Con Week, but they honestly seemed to enjoy it.

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¹ Although it is blog policy to refer to persons by their last names on second reference (with occasional forays into given names for contrast), the dude is just a “Jimmy” through and through. It would be physically impossible to refer to him as “Mister” under any circumstances

² Those two blahs were mentally translated as That means I’m a shoo-in to succeed because I’m not drawing stick figures, and completely skipped the second half of Au’s sentence, … and that was entirely because of the community he’d built up.

³ Okay, this would be hella expensive, but tell me this wouldn’t work:

  1. Drop the roadway, trolley, and train tracks underground for the entirely length of the convention center, like a reverse viaduct. To keep the grade reasonable, you’ll probably have the start the descent a good 500 meters from either end, so I’m not saying it’s going to be easy.
  2. Get rid of the chokepoint steps down from the elevated roadway that the shuttle buses use, and make the entire frontage of the convention center steps leading down to the former grade of Harbor Drive, which …
  3. Is now an open plaza clear over to the Gaslamp. You could drain the entire building over the plaza and into the Gaslamp in about two minutes, completely avoiding the knots of people on the elevated roadway, backed up on the steps, in the crosswalks, and channeled in a too-tight bolus to the roadways by the Gaslamp arch.