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We’ll Miss You, You Magnificent Bastard

On occasion, I get people asking me how you put together a press release. For those still wondering, this is how you put together a press release:

September 10, 2013 (Portland, OR) – Shocking fans, battery wholesalers, and his many cats, pioneering web cartoonist R. Stevens disappeared last Monday from the art-deco mineshaft he famously confined himself to since starting the world’s most popular webcomic DIESEL SWEETIES in 2000.

Through the blinding electronic din, those steadfast and lucky few were met by an image of their new pixilated messiah, cradling a cat in each arm and beckoning them forth.

Usenets across the globe reported seeing a similar image, followed by a mysterious message: “Awesome. I AM ALL. RS3.”

The reaction from the public was remorseful and swift. Coffee stocks plummeted, cats gathered from around the world at Stevens’ favorite donut shop to hold a round-the-clock vigil, and many of the world’s record store owners simply set their shops ablaze and moved back in with their parents.

Vice President Joe Biden attempted to soothe a grieving planet Monday night, but was overtaken by his emotions, saying “I’m gonna need a few weeks, you guys. This is really messed up. I know it’s silly, but in my heart of hearts, I really hope this is some kind of bizarre stunt. I just don’t know what I’m gonna do without Indie Rock Pete.”

“All we can do now, is hope that Stevens uses his infinite power to remake this turd of a planet in his own image, ya know?” Biden continued. “More donuts and cats. Stuff like that. I don’t know, man. That sounds pretty awesome to me. We could all use a little more DIESEL SWEETIES in our lives as far as I’m concerned.” [boldface original]

Honestly, just go read the whole thing, it’s great; bonus points for the Onionesque version of Biden.

  • In other news, we have more information on the mysterious, Ryan North/Shelli Paroline/Braden Lamb produced, original comic book coming from BOOM! Studios. Well, original in that it came out of North’s brainmeats, but much like the central hook of the Machine of Death anthology, it’s taken from an old musing by one Mr T-Rex. Namely, what happens if the fabled Midas Touch was weaponized.

    BOOM! seems to be giving all the good scoops to Chris Sims over at Comics Alliance on this one, so you’d best head over there for the details. When you get back, I’m considering running a contest: which other of T-Rex’s random musings from the past 2400+ comics will be made into an awesome comic/book/opera/radioplay/whatever next?

  • Going to SPX this weekend? Sara McHenry has a post that is chock-full of good advice for exhibitors, a significant part of which is also good for attendees. She even has thoughts on what to do with the many bits of comics ephemera that you will inevitably collect but may not consider long-term keepers; key takeaway: don’t feel guilty.
  • Two weeks ago, Angela Melick¹ suffered a break of the wrist of her drawing hand. I just wanted you to see how she’s managing with her allegedly “off” hand. Naturally, Kory Bing’s coloring job [Editor’s note: see here] is a big help, but Jam deserves a nod for how much she’s improved her non-dominant art skills so quickly.
  • In case you missed it last night:

    Goal: $9,500. Amount pledged: $141,085. Holy crap.

    Holy crap, indeed. Jeph Jacques has become the most overfunded (that is, exceeding goal by the greatest percentage) musical campaign-haver in Kickstarter history with Permanence, and thanks to the stretch goals will have KC Green following him around with a videocamera to make a documentary of the recording of the album. One can only hope that the footage gets … exotic.

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¹ My sibling in engineering: Iron Ring 4 Lyfe, yo.

Catching Up

Just imagine the rockin' soundtrack, or click here. IT'S YOUR CHOICE.

Whew, that review of Boxers and Saints yesterday took a lot out of me, and preempted some news that would have been timely yesterday. Let’s get all caught up, shall we?

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¹ As far as I’m concerned, Ms Cooper is the sine qua non of sexy, sexy cartoons.

² If you’re here because you googled “Miss Danielle”, close this page and forget you saw anything, okay?

³ Whatever cranks are left unturned in my vicinity by Ms Cooper are heartily handled by Ms Fink.

Fleen Book Corner: China Endures

China is old, perhaps oldest of human endeavours; there is a cave system outside what is now Beijing where people lived for some 200,000 years, until the mass of the ash from their own fires finally displaced them. The first dynasties were established thousands of years before the start of the common era, and since that time one script has united different people and languages into the idea of “China”.

They knew of and traded with imperial Rome and the great Islamic empires; in the 1400s Admiral Zheng He definitely led fleets as far as Africa and possibly east across the Pacific to California, sixty years before Columbus led three tiny ships across the much-smaller Atlantic. Every idea, story, parable, intrigue, religion, philosophy, and thought that’s been had in the vast swathe of human history, probably it’s been had first (or independently, or in a parallel form) in China.

Skip forward to 110 or so years ago and the last of the imperial dynasties finds itself in a very different world: the Western powers have semi-colonized a vastly weakened China. Although they recognize the government of the empress, they have carved out for themselves concessions and enclaves complete with soldiers and extraterritoriality. They are essentially able to take as they wish from China, force any trade or behavior or law upon her people, and are immune to any repercussions.

This is perhaps not a long-term viable position in a country of (at the time) 400 million people with a weak central government that cannot order them to tolerate the outsiders, and a vast cultural memory of great emperors, generals, gods, and heroes. It is a time of upheaval and a people fed up enough with the situation that they are willing to fight with fists and spears against repeating rifles and artillery pieces; it is a time of cruelty and bravery and stupidity and honor and massacre and righteousness and vengeance and mysticism and blood, so much blood.

It is the Boxer Rebellion, and Gene Luen Yang has found in this time of tumult the perfect mixture of the topics have have suffused his prior work: what it means to be Chinese in the historical sense and the modern; what it means to be Christian, in living up to that philosophy’s gentlest ideals, and as a crusader. He has at last surpassed American Born Chinese — an astonishingly adept and powerful work — and produced an even more powerful masterpiece, in the form of Boxers and Saints.

I have been reading both books (more than 500 pages of comics) repeatedly since the good folk at :01 Books provided me with review copies in June, and I would like to share some thoughts with you now, on the eve of their general release tomorrow. For those that don’t know how these things go, consider the remainder of this post to be rife with spoilers.

1898; two people meet although they don’t know they’re on a collision course: Four-Girl doesn’t have a name of her own and is despised by her grandfather, who rules the family. Little Bao has a happy enough life with his father, Big Brother, and Second Brother, especially in Spring when there are markets and festivals and opera performances. They meet, although neither will truly recollect it.

Their lives will intertwine as they fall in opposite tracks of China’s interactions with foreigners: Little Bao sees a foreign priest meting out his own views of justice in a dispute he cannot properly comprehend; he is protected by opportunistic thugs who latch onto the priest not out of belief, but for the protection they derive from his status. Those that latch onto the westerners prey upon their fellow Chinese, exploiting the village folk to perhaps a greater degree than the westerners themselves.

Meanwhile, Four-Girl pulls further and further away from her family and into the orbit of the same priest, initially because she gets food, eventually because of something resembling ecstatic visions of Jeanne d’Arc. Today they’d call Jeanne schizophrenic and Four-Girl (or Vibiana, as she is baptised) may have the same touch of mental illness … but nobody told her the story of Jeanne before she had her visions and conversations with the martyred girl her own age. Her understanding of Christianity is naive and unsophisticated, but when you’re in the business of collecting as many souls as possible, you perhaps aren’t too picky about those you convert.

Eventually, the depredations become too much; here and there peasants band together to defend themselves against the westerners and opportunists, and then to revenge themselves for particular hurts, and then to drive them away entirely. Eventually, Vibiana seeks out the relative stability of a Christian enclave/orphanage, although her life isn’t much better than it was with her family and she asks too many questions; Jeanne’s answers are cryptic, and the priest has little time for them.

Little Bao may be no less removed from reality in his visions than Vibiana, though; he and his brothers — and friends, and eventually many others — burn sacred charms and ingest the ashes and become the literal personifications of the gods and heroes of classical China. Their appearance changes, great winds appear, they are invincible in battle … at least at first. They have the blessing of the empress, as they rampage across the countryside, killing and driving out every western devil and secondary devil (convert) they find. Here Little Bao and Vibiana meet again and although Vibiana decided to follow her visions of Jeanne and become a holy warrior herself, she got it into her head to begin training mere hours before Little Bao’s army descended upon her village. Her defiance would not survive the day.

The conflation of supernatural and natural have settled down at this point; when without the element of surprise, when not facing firearms, in the throes of their shared visions, Little Bao and his brother-disciples could actually be those gods and heroes and monsters; when they fall to bullets and explosions, their corpses are decidedly ordinary.

With each fight, each new and larger village, town, city, and eventually into the streets of the capital, the visions and presence of the gods lasts less time; the colors, so rich in the shades of laquerware and opera costumes, revert to the dusty ochres of peasant garb all the quicker. Fantasy retreats and teality asserts itself more forcefully, escalating to the utter defeat of the Society of Righteous and Harmonious Fist in the streets of Peking.

But was it all reality? Vibiana is dead, her story ending when she and Little Bao met; he didn’t want to kill her, she didn’t want to recant, and in the struggle between one person of belief and one person with a sword, the outcome is pretty much pre-ordained. That’s how I died she narrates — but from where? And how did she learn of other things that were happening elsewhere as she died, incorporating them into her story? To what degree did the visions lead her to teach a Christian prayer to Little Bao, which he used to convince vengeful Europeans that he was a convert himself and escape the mopping-up in Peking? Little Bao’s visions died away as he and Second Brother limped out of the city, faced with a reality — a modernity — where ancient beliefs can’t assert themselves. But Vibiana’s beliefs are ancient as well, and served to protect at least one rebel Fist.

The story isn’t so simplistic to present this as a supercessionistic viewpoint, but Yang has previously melded together his Chinese heritage and his Catholic belief system, finding parallels and intersections between the Gospels and the Journey to the West. The parallel nature of belief and madness that Little Bao and Vibiana experience can only result in death … until Little Bao accepts a small measure of Vibiana’s belief, even just for a moment, and the synthesis produced something that could survive.

After all, every idea, story, parable, intrigue, religion, philosophy, and thought that’s been had in the vast swathe of human history, probably it’s been had first (or independently, or in a parallel form) in China. Only by joining China and not-China results in a thought strong enough to survive the clash of the ancient and the modern.

Boxers and Saints are powerful, affecting, gorgeously drawn, complex, and require multiple re-readings. I’ll be teasing out new meanings for years to come. The only thing that I won’t eventually be able to do is read them again for the first time which is a shame, as I find myself wondering how much the story changes if they’re read not as Boxers and then Saints, but the other way around. Vibiana’s story fills in the gaps of Little Bao’s when Boxers is read first; I wonder if the converse is true when the order is reversed.

Probably: Boxers and Saints are stories where almost nobody comes off well; nearly everybody is variously overly dogmatic, viciously orthodox, adopting belief systems for the wrong reasons, and trying to spread those beliefs as an act of hegemony verging on warfare. The priest particularly bad — self-righteous, self-aggrandizing, judgmental, iconoclastic¹ and generally a prick. Had he walked in life with the humbleness that he achieved in death … well, everything would have happened exactly the same, because he’d be one non-jerk foreign devil in all of China. But had all the foreigners that he represents walked more humbly, as teachers rather than crusaders, much misery may have been avoided.

Or maybe not, as many of the priest’s shortcomings were already there in China, particularly the fear, distrust, and denigration of women that he shared with Four-Girl’s grandfather. Reversing the order won’t shift either group in terms of the hurts it believed it suffered as the aggrieved party, nor lessen the crimes that each committed. The two don’t exist in a linear relationship of one first and the other second; they swirl into each other, each preceding and following the other, forming a circle of action and reaction.

Boxers and Saints are required reading. If you’re going to read either, be sure to read both. Then set them aside, go learn some about China — there’s always more to learn about China — and read them again, and again. They’re that important. They’re that good.

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¹ Literally, at the start of Boxers.

Huh.Daylight

You know who would make a TERRIBLE babysitter? Sissi Skunk.

You’re going to have to forgive a little slowness on my part today, as last night was EMS duty night and we got three calls back to back¹ which means I’m running on about two hours of sleep today. Let’s keep this one brief.

  • Know who else is getting used to the idea of not enough sleep? Karl Kerschl. In lieu of a strip yesterday at The Abominable Charles Christopher, Kerschl posted an animated announcement:

    Yup! Got another baby on the way! I’ve been working at home and waiting around to zip off to the hospital, so it’s been tough to juggle the comic with life duties. I whipped up this low-rent animation as a substitute, but I’ll be back soon with more real comics, concocted in a haze of sleep-withdrawal and madness.

    Congrats to Kerschl and his entire family, and all our best wishes that the new little one arrives safe, sound, and with a minimum of fuss.

  • Also not so much with the sleep? Everybody at a comic convention, of which several are coming up in the immediate timeframe. Howard Tayler is representing the webcomics contingent at the first Salt Lake Comic Con, starting now-ish and running through Saturday; given the demographics of the area, more people are likely to be at church than a comic convention on Sunday, so it looks like the organizers acknowledged that reality and wrapped things up a day earlier than another city might.

    Not that the lack of Sunday should be held against SLCC, where I see a three-day pass is a mere US$50 for adults, US$30 for kids 11-16, and free for those 10 and under. By modern con standards, that’s an incredible bargain, which may help to explain the 30,000 tickets pre-sold for a con that nobody’s ever been to. If the showrunners do a good job, it would be within the realm of possibility to see 50,000 tickets for SLCC 2, and suddenly there’s another regional show to consider.

  • Meanwhile, about two time zones due east of SLC, Baltimore Comic Con is one of those established regional shows that SLCC may soon be, and will be running Saturday and Sunday. The scruffy, independent arm of comics will be represented on the guest list by the likes of Natasha Allegri, Ed Brisson, Dean Haspiel, Carla Speed McNeil, Ron Randall, and Jim Zub on the main floor, with Chris Giarrusso, Mike Maihack, Dave Roman and more grouped together under the name Kids Love Comics Artists.

    Exhibitors will include Oliver Mertz and Mike Isenberg, BOOM! Studios, and for some reason the Embassy of Her Most Britannic Majesty. Artists Alley is where you’ll find Danielle Corsetto, Darren J Gendron, onetime personal assistant to Dave Kellet Cari Corene, Chris Flick, Monica Gallagher, Jamie Noguchi, and the Embassy of His Most Guigarian Majesty. Oh, and about a zillion other people whose names I didn’t catch on a fast read-through, and also the Harvey Awards.

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¹ Actually, four, but no matter how good my crew is, we can’t handle two calls that come in simultaneously.

Events And Occurrences

There are things afoot, mostly tangential to webcomics qua webcomics, but possibly of interest to people that read this page on a regular basis. A page which, I have been recently informed, shares a name with a number of other things also called Fleen.

Looking at primacy, it appears that the McSweeney’s reference dates to early 2001, the sci-fi epic to 2008, and the tessellation tool to earlier this year. While this page in its current form began in December 2005, the name was chosen merely because fleen.com was still owned by Jon Rosenberg, it being used for the Fairly Large Electronic Entertainment Network as far back as 1999 as a portal for some webcomics creators that you may have heard of. Given those dates, it appears that this is the true scion of the Famous Original¹ Fleen and you should accept no substitutes.

  • Tangential To Webcomics (Performance Division): The Cartoon Art Museum in San Francisco remains a friend to comics of all sorts including webcomics, not least because curator Andrew Farago does webcomics himself. Farago and his fellow staffers are responsible for one of the busier events calendars in the Bay Area, with lots of skilled and well-regarded creators dropping by to say hi. As part of their regular Third Thursday late-night hours, CAM will be hosting the preview night of The Videogame Monologues prior to performances in San Francisco and New York.

    The following week, as part of an ongoing exhibition, CAM will host a reception for the graphic novel adaptation of The Thrilling Adventure Hour. TVM kicks off at 5:00pm on Thursday, 18 September, with a suggested donation of US$5. TAH’s fancy reception is a ticketed event (with prices starting at US$75, mostly tax-deductible), taking place Saturday, 21 September at 7:00pm, with snacks and drinks provided.

  • Tangential To Webcomics (Booze Division): September in New York City is where you want to be if you like combining comics and sophisticated adult-type beverages. The Society of Illustrators has long known how to do a reception/happy hour right, and they’ll host one on Wednesday, 25 September at 5:00pm as part of their currently-running exhibition of Peter Kuper’s work in their dedicated MoCCA Galllery.

    Also, Kristen Siebecker (inaugural showrunner of the MoCCA Festival) continues her wine-demystification classes, with two special ladies-only workout-and-wine events next Wednesday, 11 September at 6:30pm and 7:15pm at Uplift Studios in Manhattan. Exercising off the alcohol before you drink it is the definition of guilt-free, right? For those that prefer to not moderate their sins, her regular class will be on Wednesday, 2 October at the West Elm Market in Brooklyn. This class will examine the classic pairing of wine and cheese and starts at 6:30pm.Each of Siebecker’s sessions costs US$45, but you can get a 10% discount on the wine-and-cheese class if you use the code EMAIL10.

  • Tangential To Webcomics (Instrumental Metal Division): Jeph Jacques made goal on his Deathmøle album Kickstarter in mere hours about three weeks ago; since then his crowdfunding total has been on a steady upward crawl and it crossed the US$100,000 mark about an hour ago. The Fleen Funding Model says to use the predicted total from Kicktraq at the 24-36 hour mark as a base figure, and it’s highly likely that the final total will fall somewhere between one-sixth and one-third that value.

    For Jacques, that base figure was US$400,000, giving an expected total in the range of US$67K to US$134K. Permanence is solidly in that range already, and it’s just a matter of how high the usual last-few-days frenzy³ carries him; it’s pretty unusual for a webcomic-related project to fall below the 3.0 ratio², but if anybody can do it, it’s Jacques’s fans.

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¹ See also: Famous Original Ray’s.

² Remember, lower ratios are good.em

³ Stretch goals will help, as Jacques has already drawn light porn, and now has to produce a 20 page comic for backers. One smart stretch goal in the US$120K slot and he’ll have money thrown at him from now until the campaign end next Tuesday.

Didn’t He Just Have A Big Round Number?

Back in April, Chris Yates (this blog’s favorite Tintin¹ with a scrollsaw) celebrated nine years making Baffler!s, for a total of 2222 of the handmade wooden mental torture devices, making an average of just under 250 Baffler!s per year, or about one puzzle every day and a half. You’d naturally be curious what Mr Yates was up to in the time since.

How about producing puzzles at more than twice the usual rate, despite having weeks lost to conventions and travel?

Yesterday saw the release of Baffler!s #2499 through #2511, making 289 more puzzles in less than five months. Okay, granted, some are pretty similar and pretty simple², but some of those puzzles are fiendishly clever and complex, more than making up for the simpler ones.

Best of all, Yates was so heads-down in work mode that he didn’t realize that a Big Round Number was coming up, meaning that #2500 was not one of his usual insane anniversary pieces, but rather something pretty appropriate for a guy that runs in comics circles.

That’s a lot of damn puzzles, and no sign of a slowdown in sight. Here’s hoping that Mr Yates keeps all his fingers and that his puzzlecutting imagination continues without pause for as long as he finds this mode of creative expression to be remunerative and to his liking.

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¹ Tintin himself makes an appearance in #2499.

² Bonus points to Yates for titling these Baffler!s — and four others — with a reference to Warhol.

Man, Getting Old Sucks

This was supposed to be a day of catching up on things, and instead it’s a day of nursing a spine that’s determined to insist that it is the boss of me. Ow. Let’s see what some young’uns with presumably good backs are up to.

  • As previously noted, it was a weekend with several important cons, at least of one — PAX Prime — which is still going on. As anticipated last week, word came regarding the new artist of The Trenches, and it turns out to be Strip Search alumna Monica Ray¹; congrats to Dan Stefanidis who emailed me on Tuesday with a guess that the line weights and color palette reminded him of Ms Ray’s work.

    Continuing their habit of throwing projects to people who don’t end up working in-house (cf: the Penny Arcade Personality Pins, as drawn by Tavis Maiden, whose Kickstarter is down to its final two days), not only will Monica Ray be drawing The Trenches, she’ll find fellow Artist Ty Halley on writing duties.

    Given the trend in the ten weeks or so since Katie Rice was declared the winner², it appears that nobody lost that first season, except those of us who were looking forward to the traps. Certainly not audience- and crew-favorite Cool Guy “Nick” Trujillo who took the opportunity of the Artist Reunion panel at PAX Prime to propose to his girlfriend and simultaneously raised the bar for all future PAX-related proposals.

    In any event, Ray, Halley and Trujillo are all disgustingly young and presumably have backs that do not give them trouble, for which they should be grateful. Also, apropos of nothing, Strip Search Artist Abby Howard, who also just moved to Seattle, should know that thanks to a sketch she did at PAX this past weekend, I finally have found an image that I think is important enough to get tattooed on my body. Oh, Robertso dreamy.

  • Know who else is young and had a good weekend? Howard Tayler, born on the 29th of February, and thus between the 11th and 12th occurrences of his birthday. Last night, he failed to break his streak of winless nominations for the Hugo Award for Best Graphic Story; he can take some solace from the fact that he is the only person to be nominated for this award every year since it was introduced in 2009³.

    Oh, and also from the Hugo that he won in the category of Best Related Work, for his part in the podcast series Writing Excuses.

    Now I’m speculating here (Tayler being my Evil Twin only gives me so much insight into his thought process), but I feel that this award might mean even more to him than Best Graphic Story; Tayler’s a pretty self-effacing guy and as much as Schlock Mercenary is where he made his bones, he’s grown to be more than a single-creation creator. He’s done both illustration and writing in the SF/gaming world, and Writing Excuses is all about providing advice and mentorship for future writers, and I just get the feeling that it’s where he might allow himself to feel a bit more pride.

    You done good, Howard; you’re the best nemesis I could hope for, and I’m thrilled that we’re not the sort of mismatched pair that annihilates each other if we come into contact. Assuming that we truly are opposites, I’m guessing that today’s discomfort means that your back is in stellar shape and I’ll let you have that one today. Tomorrow though — I’m expecting you to take your fair share of this stiffness.

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¹ Her dinosaur/rollerskates comic was possibly my favorite piece of art produced in all of Strip Search season one, and you can get an absolutely beautiful print of the comic, cleaned up and reworked for color, is available from her store and you should get it.

² And who just started her year in residency at Penny Arcade, and who has already worked on the PA Presents Project Fairway Solitaire.

³ I’m not about to do a comprehensive search of Hugo history, but this may make Tayler the only person to be nominated every year of a permanent award’s existence. While there are some other repeats in new awards — such as Best Fancast, existing for two years, featuring a number of repeat nominees, and in fact won both years by the crew of SF Squeecast — the key there is new awards. Hugo rules, as I understand them, will require a vote after three iterations to determine if these awards become permanent.

Things That Come After Other Things

I feel the strongest urge to declare this day to be frabjous.

Sequences, y’all; it’s all about things that follow logically, the one with the other.

  • I’ve always loved the musicality of the one with the other when pronounced along with the rest of Don Pedro’s scheme to match-make Beatrice and Benedick near the end of Act II, Scene 1 of Much Ado About Nothing¹; turns out ol’ Willy S had a way with words. And I’m thinking about that play and its unabashed love of love because I saw today evidence that a webcartoonist has beat the odds and found love enduring to the point of impending genetic reproduction, which (considering the infinite scale of the universe and all of its empty space) is about as unlikely an occurrence as I can conceive². In this case, it’s Yellow Peril’s Jamie Noguchi and his wife Audrey who will be welcoming a daughter into this weird world, and we at Fleen wish them the very best.
  • The thing about sequences, though — sometimes they have a sudden jag that can throw you off. For example, consider Philip “Frumph” Hofer, creator of both the WordPress-based webcomic-specific plugin Comic Easel and it predecessor, the WordPress-based webcomic-specific theme ComicPress. Hofer stopped updating ComicPress at version 2.9 and switched his efforts to Comic Easel some years ago, mostly because a full plugin offered so many more possibilities than a mere theme. Now imagine that Hofer has announced the imminent release of ComicPress 4.0; you’d wonder what made him shift developmental efforts back, and those that had never adopted Comic Easel would be pumping their fists in the air and shouting Yes! Front row! New features!.

    And that’s where you’d be wrong, Sparky.

    Despite the name, ComicPress 4.0 is not an update or continuation of ComicPress 2.9; it’s an update and rebranding of Comic Easel. This is vitally important to all you erstwhile fist-pumpers, as it will cause you problems if you accept what appears to be an update to the ComicPress theme, and end up accidentally installing an incompletely-configured plugin:

    [I]f you ‘accidentally’ update your theme to 4.0 you will instantly have to get the Comic Easel plugin and ComicPress to Comic Easel migrator plugin and migrate all of your comics to the Comic Easel format. Your archive will no longer work and you will need to update your pages for it to include the new shortcode for archives. The child theme I’ve been begging you to make will be required to be updated with the new CSS elements. ALL COMICS need to be only set into a SINGLE category (it could be multiple different categories, but only one set.)

    If you don’t want to migrate, don’t update your theme. [emphasis original]

    On the plus side, if you’re already using Comic Easel, this will be no big deal; so basically, if you’ve thought about switching from Comic Press to Comic Easel, the long weekend just might be the perfect time to do so. Should you have questions or concerns, Hofer has a reputation for being extremely accessible and helpful; if he helps you through a migration, do be good enough to consider dropping him a few bucks — the donate button is in the upper left of his home page.

  • Occasionally, those sudden zags in sequences loop all the way back to eleven years ago. It’s just shy of four years now that John Allison has been telling the stories of teenager mystery-solvers, an outgrowth of seven years of stories about (mostly) adults and bizarre happenings. But before Bad Machinery and Scary Go Round, in the Iron Age of comics on the internet, there were four and a half years of Bobbins. It was where a workplace comedy slowly transformed itself into a place where weirdness was commonplace, and now it’s back, at least for now:

    August 30, 2013 :: BOBBINS IS BACK! Why is it back? Because I couldn’t stop laughing when I thought about bringing back a comic that I stopped drawing more than 11 years ago, that in real terms lives on (in terms of characters and setting still existing). I also liked the idea of drawing strips that would have fit in right at the very beginning of its run, when I was trying to make an office comedy strip. I find the original Bobbins strips (linked to elsewhere on this page) painful to look at, but they’re part of the history of Bad Machinery, so maybe I can flesh that out a little, in a way that doesn’t hurt to read. Will Bobbins return next Friday? YOU DECIDE. [emphasis original]

    Personally, I like that Bobbins is back just as Bad Machinery has reached a point in the current storyline where Mildred and Lottie have managed to break history. How will they fix a divergent timeline that they created before any of the current characters (including our much-dissipated Mr Beckwith, er, Ryan) was even born? This could be a hell-world where Amy was never queen of a fairy-land and things never change, nothing ever happened in a caravan in Wales, and people listen to Trout Mask Replica more than once. It’s hideous to contemplate.

    So if you’re enjoying the jaunt to a younger, less stakes-filed time, let Mr Allison know, but first take the opportunity to politely ask @twitter and @twitteruk just why the heck his account was suspended without notice. Speculation at the moment is that somebody decided to be a dick and report the account for spam or abuse, and suspension has resulted. Given the flurry of brutal abuse that erupted on Twitter earlier this month, particularly in the UK, such a mechanism is pretty necessary. And with such an abuse-reporting mechanism now appearing, it’s likely that the process is not yet sufficiently fine-tuned. Remember: polite inquiries, and hopefully it’ll all be back to normal soon.

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¹ Which, unlike numerous other Shakespeare works, does not appear to make a cameo appearance in Ryan North’s To Be Or Not To Be: That Is The Adventure. Granted, I haven’t hit all the story paths or endings yet, but I have come across two separate instances of what I believe to be fake story branches, ones that you can only come across by chance as nothing seems to lead to them. Let me just say: space battles and self-makeouts, y’all.

² So to speak.

This Week Never Stops

Dead water heater? Of course! Netbook bricking itself and requiring a Linux reinstall? Why not? But dammit, I’m going to tell you something today if it kills me¹.

  • For starters, it’s another three-con weekend for fans of webcomics; you have your choice of stalking meeting your favorite creators at Dragon*Con² in Atlanta, WorldCon 71 in the guise of LoneStarCon3³ in San Antonio, or PAX Prime4 in Seattle.

    At Dragon*Con you can see possibly the most aggressive cosplayers and sexytimes atmosphere of the annual con circuit — including the obligatory kilt blowing. At WorldCon you can see the Hugo Awards — or join the live stream — where Howard Tayler will either continue or break his streak as the Susan Lucci of the Best Graphic Story category. PAX Prime will feature the first reunion of Strip Search artists since the show revealed Katie Rice as the winner.

  • Assuming you need more than that, how about some hot, hot porn?

    Smut Peddler 2014 begins next week. Submission guidelines, invited line-up, deadline, and planned release date. Watch for it, folks.

    Countdown to quality, lady-friendly sexytimes? Starts now.

And I realize that I am tempting the metaphorical demons of fate itself by saying this, but I hope that tomorrow will be back to normal, just in time to slide into the long weekend here in the States. See you then.

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¹ It very well may kill me.

² And with con co-founder/accused child molester Ed Kramer finally going to trial — and legally separated from the legal entity that owns D*C — a shadow that has hung over the show for some years is finally lifted.

³ Who had their own kerfuffle last week, as it was noticed that they were going to be showing the largely-unseen and deeply racist Disney film, Song of the South. Questions were raised as to what context the film would be shown (it can definitely be watched in the context of an artifact of its times, with a frank acknowledgement of how poisonous much of its content is to modern eyes), as well as whether or not the film could possibly be legally licensed (Disney does not want Song to be associated with their name and has kept it locked up in the vaults for decades). In any event, con organizers nixed that idea.

4 The tenth consecutive PAX, for those counting.

Gyuhhh. Home. Nappy time now.