Over at Questionable Content, Jeph and Christi are preparing for the SDCC, which means only one thing: guest strip!

Since they are busy packing away t-shirts and such, the friendly chaps at White Ninja offered to give them a hand by drawing the comic today. And let me tell you, it’s a whopper. It features two Ninja Turtles, Splinter, and a heaping dose of revenge. I love it so much it has replaced the Star Wars wallpaper on my desktop.

But don’t fret my friends, regular QC updates will continue tomorrow. Jeph has announced that the offical guest strip week won’t begin until July 24th. He’s just giving you a taste of guest week now, and what a sweet taste it is.

Yirmumah is known for it’s gag-a-day social commentary that has come to make me laugh fantastically hard at every update. But D.J. Coffman has decided to take his comic down a different path with the new set of strips titled “Prologue 1: Dad”.

D.J. has wanted to get those story-line demons out of his head for some time, and now he’s finally letting them loose on an unsuspecting public. I’m planning on joining Club Yurmumah so I can get all the weekly strips at once, because I’m intrigued into where D.J. is going to take the story.

All we know so far is that a mysterious, moustache-laden biker stops into a bar and starts reminicing about when he was a child, his dear mother would take in hobos and feed them. But as we all know, you can never trust a hobo.

 If you were wondering, Yirmumah will return to its normal format eventually. But for now I recommend the new Yirmumah because it’s not everyday that a web comic takes the brave leap from gag-a-day to story-driven dialogue. I support you D.J. because you have the balls to do what you want, even if it means smushing hobos with trains.

Ok, so is String really a tantric god, or is that just a rumor? Over at Bad Shape they are calling Sting a “Tantra Jedi”. I’m so going to have business cards printed up with that as my profession.

On the topic of sexiness, Pintsize at Questionable Content considers the possibility of hermaphrodite keytars. If the guitar is supposed to be phallic and a keyboard is yonic, then I guess it makes sense. But I’m sure a hefty debate can be raised on the topic of instrument sexes.

Holy shit Jeffrey Rowland! Is that the one and only Samuel L. Jackson wearing your “Snakes Flying a Plane” T-shirt?

Damn, you are smooth.

I’m glad your creepy-ass dream has inspired you to go to Comic-Con. I must admit, I was surprised when you first announced that you weren’t going to attend this year. But when the Badass Motherfucker demands that you go, I guess you can’t say no. Or he’ll slice you in two with his purple lightsaber.

After a long-ass day at work, what I like to come home to is a nice refreshing cup o’ web comic. And nothing satisfies better than Rob and Elliot. If you check out the most recent update of the strip, you will be catching the end of a hard learned lesson on stealing. I enjoy it when web comics teach moral lessons, because it usually involves fake blood, squibs, and an old woman dressed like satan.

I think there should be more web comics that teach twisted, horrifyingly effective moral lessons. It could be like what Wonder Showzen did for Sesame Street. Do I dare to dream about such a web comic? Yes, yes I do.

Not much to update, since everyone is preparing for this whole Fourth of July thing.

• I noticed over at Overcompensating that mice have conquered water travel by way of toad.
• Across the way at Yirmumah an actual storyline has developed, with a mysterious prologue featuring one badass with a sweet moustache. I love moustaches.
• And it looks like Faye just might bust with excitement over her new found freedom of ball busting.

I know it’s short folks. But I got to get sloppy drunk for my country some time. And that time is now.

Great news everybody!

White Ninja will start posting comics every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday starting July Third. This is great news indeed, because I crave more of White Ninja ordering steaks, conducting T.V. interviews, and going through grueling training sessions. Oh, and don’t forget one of my favorite strips, when White Ninja faces his foes the Watermelon Minions.

Poor Voltron, you will be missed.

Yeah I know, that’s it for tonight. Working ten hours on a broken foot has worn me out for the day, hence having absolutely no creativity whatsoever. But seriously, go check out today’s Diesel Sweeties, because it’s awesometastic.

Everyone and their dog loves Questionable Content. Seriously, I’ve asked canines and they’re all “I love Jeph and that zany comic of his.”

But what about his other comic, Indie Tits? It has sat quietly by in the “Extra Credit” section of QC, waiting patiently for readers to come along. I started reading Indie Tits when Jeph first announced it’s creation, and have been a loyal fan ever since.

Now this strip is witty and sharp just like I imagine birds would be if we could understand them. They talk about bands, ridicule others for their taste in music, and constantly debate if Jesus could kick Darwin’s ass. They are crude, foul, and amazingly offensive to just about everyone. Especially if you enjoy soccer.

I never would have expected birds acting like total asses to be so damn funny, but it is. Thanks Jeph for the crude humor that is the bird kingdom, I can’t wait to see what you come up with next.

I am so sick of hearing about the new Superman film. That is why I’m all about today’s Ctrl+Alt+Del comic. I love it when people make fun of Superman. Someone who is impervious to all kinds of danger should be the center of ridicule. Anyways, I’m not saying that Superman is lame, well I am actually.

The point I’m trying to make is that a super hero should have more weaknesses than just being allergic to a rock from a different planet that doesn’t even exist anymore.