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Miscellaneous Items Of Note

Several worthy items today, campers, so let’s dive right in.

Firstly, if you didn’t scroll down far enough yesterday, you may have missed the debut column by the scintillating Ms Tuesday Crimson. To silence the mutterings I hear in the dark corners of the internet, no, I didn’t write that. For starters, Gary Tyrrell does not refer to himself in the third person. Ms Crimson is a real-life girl, and will be bringing us all the news of webcomics boning each Thursday.

Secondly, if you did miss Ms Crimson, it’s likely because you got caught up in the conclusion of Dave Kellett’s interview on syndication. He was brutally honest about how he sees the various models working for comics artists in general, and for himself in particular. Don’t forget to send in your followup questions for Mr Kellett.

Thirdly, because it’ll piss off this guy, the new Wigu book, The Case of the Missile Crisis, is coming so soon you can practically taste it. Jeff Rowland tells us that preorders will go live with the next update to Overcompensating, so keep your eyes peeled and your fingers on the browser refresh button.

Fourthly, the collected population of Webcomicistan offers its collective explression of relief that Roast Beef is alive and well. Repeat: RB is OK. In fact, as of this writing, links to Achewood are non-responsive, no doubt due to the overwhelming press of well-wishers. But how long can this happiness last?

Mostly, Fleen would like to thank founding contributor Jeff Lowrey for his posts to date. Circumstances dictate that Jeff start running in Deep Cover mode for a while, but we hope to see him pop up from time to time and lay some prime webcomics commentary on us. Or phat beats, whichever works for you. Jeff’s posting privileges will remain in good standing as long as there is a Fleen, except in the unlikely case of a conviction. We salute you Jeff, our very own Man of Mystery.

On Syndication: An Interview With Dave Kellett, Part Two

If you’re coming here for the first time today, be sure to scroll down a bit and check out our new contributor’s first column. And now we continue our discussion with Dave Kellett on the topic of newspaper syndication, going it alone, and how getting a newspaper gig isn’t always the best thing in the world.

Fleen: Given that you’re already syndicated, what benefit do you derive from being in a webcomics collective? Is syndication something that you would seek out if you were just starting a cartooning career now? Or would it be web all the way?

Kellett: Like I said, I’d probably make different choices now, knowing what I know. Unless you’re absolutely hell-bent on syndication, the web-syndicate limbo I’m in is probably not the best way to go. It has its benefits, as I said earlier, but I’m not sure they outweigh the restrictions. But if, like me, you’ve been hell-bent on it most of your life, then it’s very appropriate. You’ll notice I haven’t left for the [Blank Label] servers yet … despite all the invites from the fellas. So I still see value in that path, just in lessening amounts.

As for being in a collective like Blank Label Comics, that’s sort of a no-brainer for me. We are a co-op, sharing strengths and pooling resources for the betterment of all, with little to no restrictions on how we run our individual businesses. And at BLC, we all hold one another in really high esteem, which is nice for any artist.

As for going web “all the way”, as you say … it’s a question I’ve been talking a lot about with Kcristofpher [sic] Straub of Starslip Crisis. We’ve been having talks on and off the podcast as to how a general-audience strip can succeed on the web. And it’s undeniably tricky. With a sci-fi comic strip or a gaming strip, you know immediately what audience to cultivate on the web. But to what existing audience would you pitch a Bloom County or a Calvin & Hobbes, were they launching on the web today? It’s not so easy. They could be the exact same strip that appeared in papers, and still not find the broad audience they had in newspapers.

It’s the punishment for having that “selective” audience you talked about earlier: more often than not, people will “select” new forms of entertainment that already mirror their established likes and fetishes. What’s the answer? I’m not sure. It’s one of the questions that keep me from leaping off Comics.com today: a part of me still thinks I can better tap into a broader audience for Sheldon on Comics.com.

Fleen: It’s been 18 months since Scott Kurtz‘s broadside at the syndicates and about as long since Keenspot‘s attempt to syndicate. Bold moves, but neither of them changed how the syndication model works and they’ve both just sort of faded from view. Yet there’s a pretty common perception among webcomics creators that syndication is, if not dead, in an an accelerating decline. Are they right or wrong? Why?

Kellett: They’re right, although the pace of the decline is known only to the board members of Chicago Tribune, Newsday, or the various other newspapers who have been caught lying about their declining readership numbers. Personally, I don’t think the death-knell for newspapers will come until Baby Boomers begin to loose their eyesight, which will start to happen over the next 5-15 years. They are really the last die-hard, tried-and-true audience that newspapers enjoy. After that, I really foresee a freefall.

And the basic reason is that, under corporate control, and with decreased (if not nonexistent) competition, newspapers have become so bland as to appeal to no one. Look at a strong, competitive newspaper market like London. The London newspapers are strident, they have a voice, they’re distinctive. You pick up The Guardian, you know what you’re going to get. It’s going to be well-reported, well-researched, well-written, and it will have unique arts and entertainment pieces that will appeal to their core audience. Not at all like the US, where the papers have to speak to and for an entire city, and so end up pleasing no one.

Comics are part and parcel of that. To appeal to the broadest possible audience, (and to never, ever scare away one of the precious few remaining readers). comics have become stuck in 1950’s Americana. And it’s a shame, because American newspapers comics are capable of so much more. Even with its basic space limitations, the comic strip is capable of so much more.

Fleen: One of the traditional advantages of webcomics is the archive: it allows new readers to come up to speed and may help boost an audience. But working with Comics.com, your archive is locked without paying a subscription fee. Long term, is this a viable model?

Kellett: No, it sucks. I know it sucks, my readership knows it sucks, and new readers who stumble upon Sheldon and want to read more know instantly that it sucks. But as I said at the NYCC panel on The Future of Comics, the reason it’s done is because these large media conglomerates have no idea of the long view. They need to justify these “web initiatives” to their bosses, to their overhead, and to their launch costs. And the only way they can do that is with a provable, immediate cash return like subscriptions. But it limits growth, and more importantly, it limits fandom.

Comics.com can get away with it better than most because

  1. They’ve mitigated it somewhat by offering 30-day free archives, and
  2. Because they have 80 titles that are included in their subscription price … of which 5-25 could reasonably be considered “must-reads” for a lot of people.

So their subscription model may yet survive. But you have to wonder how viable subscriptions are for a group like King Features. How many subscriptions are they going to sell when the last of the Popeye readers dies off?

Syndicates will survive the death of newspapers, but their basic business model won’t. They’ll transform into smaller organizations with far less head count, managing online portfolios of old (and new) comic strips.

Fleen: Unfit is in the papers. If you had gotten the artist’s gig, how would that change how you work? Would there be more editorial control, or a greater pressure to keep everything appropriate for young kids? Is there room on the comics page for features that appeal to different age groups?

Kellett: For me, the prospect of drawing Unfit was not one I relished with glee. I saw it more as a secondary or tertiary job to supplement my income. But as more than one cartoonist has pointed out, I probably dodged a bullet by not getting that gig. Had I gotten it, it would have very much been a tradesman-for-hire sort of deal, I imagine. I’d get a script, draw it, and send it in. Nothing particularly tricky, or particularly enjoyable, about that creative process.

And yes: there should be room on the comics page for feature that appeal to different age groups, but I think at this point in the newspaper’s life-cycle, it will never happen. They’ll continue to fade away slowly in their blandness, I think.

Fleen: Mike Belkin: Scot Adams or not?

Kellett: I think not, but it honestly wouldn’t surprise me if it was. The level of personal backing that Scott has given the strip, and the not-very-well-hidden similarities in the font, give me the distinct impression they are one and the same.

Fleen: Any bump in readership from the Alyson Hannigan product placement? Can you get me her autograph? It’s, uh, for my wife.

Kellett: It’s funny how something like that can have an impact. The online book sales bumped up considerably after that story spread on the ‘net. We’ll see if the effect is long term. And yes, I can get you her autograph. But if I mis-spelled her name when signing it, please forgive me.

We would like to thank Dave Kellett once again for taking the time to share his views with us; remember, you have the opportunity to contribute to the followup questions by emailing Gary in care of Fleen.

This Week! In Webcomics Boning: An Introduction

Ever since the dawning of mankind, webcomics have been a source of entertainment, annoyance, and charity-based profit for artists and readers alike. I have always been one to embrace the uninhibited work of amateurs, and the masturbatory pool of commentary it generates. But for all the discussion, community and horrifying cosplay, do we ever talk about the important issues? The issues people care about?

The boning?

I was poolside in Laguna Beach when Gary Tyrrell, Fleen’s frontman, rang me up last month. He told me the internet was losing its edge, and I was inclined to agree. “Gar,‿ I queried, “isn’t it about time you featured something people actually want to read?‿ Five martinis later I’d hammered out the details of what would soon be the most significant venture in the history of webcomics journalism.

It didn’t really look as great the morning after. Nonetheless! Let’s get started.

The HOT ITEM! this week is that Oh No Robot founders Ryan North and T. Campbell are, as we say in the industry, splitting up. Lack of demand for an advertising department is cited as the reason for the separation. Sources say that North calls this parting of ways “a good breakup… the kind of breakup where you still get to be friends, where you can meet each other at a party and laugh.‿

Campbell chimes in as well, saying “I’m still a huge fan of ONR, and a huge fan of [Ryan’s]: he’s one of the finest minds and nicest people I’ve ever met.‿ The former couple will be dividing up the source code, and custody of the site will remain with North (though Campbell will have 24-hour visitation privileges).

TUESDAY\'S TAKE There’s more at play here than fancy scripts and adorable mascots. A relationship so ambitious in this business doesn’t end on such heart-warming terms. (Once you’ve worked closely with someone in webcomics, you’ve accumulated enough bad memories to fill a GMail account.) But I commend North and Campbell for their ability to stay cool. Just so long as they know we’ll eagerly jump on any rebound websites they might form.

Tune in next week for more boning! And please send us your dirt, because you know you want to.

Really Not Trying To Stir Up Anything This Time … Honest

Joe Zabel doesn’t like you if you haven’t read his latest piece at The Webcomics Examiner. Go read it so he likes you, then come back here and we’ll talk, okay?

What starts out as seemingly another means to quantify art (and after thousands of years of trying, seems like somebody might actually do it) takes a sudden shift towards the end. There’s some contradictions inherent in some of Zabel’s theses — if I’m reading his charts right, Achewood is extroverted, and therefore derivative (of what, one begs to ask) — but that’s not why we’re here. We’re here because four of the last five paragraphs head off into completely different territory — micropayments:

This is the chief reason that paid content systems, particularly micropayments, are so necessary. By collecting payment from the readers up front, artists are free to control the context in which the comics themselves appear, i.e., they need not resort to advertising.

Reasonable enough … I don’t think anybody would deny any artist any means to attempt to make a living off their honest effort. Here’s where things get a little problematic:

Alas, micropayments so far haven’t gained momentum as a viable payment system. That’s why it’s so important that we build support for the system and solve its problems. We need for hosting services like Comics Genesis and Webcomicsnation to enable micropayments as an option. And we need for the webcomics community to begin speaking positively about the system, instead of slamming it like it was the spawn of Jack Thompson. [emphasis mine]

Big personal reveal here: I don’t know much about Joe Zabel’s background, apart from his comics work. I really like what he’s done with Harvey Pekar, and I like that he’s trying to keep a regular conversation going about comics and webcomics in general. But I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess he’s not a technologist. And by that, I don’t mean, Uses a computer for regular tasks, up to and including the creation of his art. I mean, Has built commercial-grade, practical systems where they did not exist before.

And this is the rub with micropayments, I think: the vast majority of people who have radically invested themselves in the success or failure of these damn things are not hard-core nerds. Disclaimer: I’m not either, at least not by the definition I gave just above; I’m capable of doing a part of what would be necessary for a practical implementation of micropayments, but not the whole thing. I do, however, have a sense of what would be required from a technical perspective. And from that perspective, micropayments need so much more than We need to talk them up, then they’ll work. Scott McCloud was, I believe, sold a bill of goods when he wrote in Reinventing Comics:

… sooner or later, micropayments are bound to come into their own. After all, the cost of any of these operations — old or new — is ultimately just a function of bandwidth and processor speed, and in an industry governed by Moore’s Law, whatever clever protocols can’t solve sheer computational force eventually will! [emphasis original]

That’s page 185, for those of you playing along at home. And with all due respect to McCloud, he places way too much faith in The Promise Of Technology to solve what is essentially a financial transaction, which is governed not by bandwidth limitations, but by regulations, industry agreed practices, and guarantees of service. Somewhere in the basement, I have the notes for an unsubmitted thesis in defense of a Master’s degree (interdisciplinary: electrical engineering and history, because I hated having joy in my life) about what has to happen for technology to spread in a network. From telephony, telegraphy and power grids, through to internets, electronic banking, and yes, micropayments, it requires a hell of a lot more than sheer technological might.

Example: the one-swipe method for verifying credit cards didn’t come about because modems became faster or cheaper; it was because Congress passed a law that made credit card issuers responsible for fraudulent charges, not the consumer. Sure the swipers are convenient, but the system as a whole is expensive as hell for the card issuers, and they would drop it in a second if they could legally do so. And from the department of unintended consequences: To make up for the cash they have to sink into instant-verification systems, you have ever-escalating fees and late charges, and clauses buried deep in the cardholder agreement that lets BobsBancCorp of South Dakota retroactively jack your rate up to 34.99% if you fail to pay an entirely unrelated card on time. Technological constraints are the easy part of the puzzle: regulatory, societal, and financial constraints are where the real work has to be done.

Not that any of what I just told you is going to change anybody’s mind. So, today I am unilaterally declaring a moratorium on the micropayments pissing match. If you think that they’re crap, please acknowledge that they may eventually come about, but only by piggybacking on other protocols that will establish identity in a manner much stronger than is available today. If you’re in favor of them, please acknowledge that a viable one-click micropayment system won’t be developed until a viable one-click macropayment system is developed (because with the costs of building the damn thing, any developer is going to need to see a return on investment before scaling down). To get to the McCloudian promised land is probably going to require something analogous to a national ID card, linked to your bank account, along with the inevitable unintended consequences (think identity theft is bad now?). Everything that could be said from a philosophical POV on the topic has already been said.

Let’s let the people that know how to build payment-processing systems and those who know their way around electronic transaction regulations have their say. The rest of us? We’re just talking to hear ourselves talk.

Because Stirring Up Shitstorms Is Fun

More of the discussion on syndication coming soon, folks.

But first, with a apologies to whichever lit-crit school it is that declares authorial intent irrelevant (I never learned those things; I went to nerd school), I draw your attention to today’s Starslip Crisis. Clearly, Kristofer Straub is taking the opportunity to kick T Campbell while he’s hurting and should be enjoying himself.

Proof: The character’s a southern “colonel”, and T went to college in Virginia, which is in the South. The character is a discusser of indie arts, that’s webcomics and indy comics. He’s named Samuel Q Breckenridge, which can be anagrammed to A BRICK DE MENSE REQ GUL: a brick de [French for “of”] Mense [typo of MENSA, T is a member] req[ires] gul[libility]. Clearly, an attack on T. For the sake of all that’s holy, look at the man’s tie — all he’s missing is an ascot that spells out “Campbell”!

It all makes perfect sense, doesn’t it?

On Syndication: An Interview With Dave Kellett, Part One

Today, Fleen begins a general discussion on the nature of comcis syndication. While many webcomics and webcomickers have firmly turned their backs on the newspapers, for some it remains a career goal. The question, in the web-heavy world, is why? And that’s not a sarcastic question … what advantages are there for a webcomic creator in the traditional syndication model that would not be better met by being independent, or by belonging to one of the webcomics collectives? Is It was always my childhood dream to have a strip in the newspapers enough of a reason?

To kick things off, we open today with an interview with Dave Kellett, creator of Sheldon and member of Blank Label Comics. Unlike almost all webcomics creators, Kellett has a syndication deal of sorts: he’s represented by United Media, but only on the web at their Comics.com portal site. Kellett also has an extensive background in the history of comics, what with those masters degrees and all; as such, he’s unique suited to clue us in on how things work in general, for him particularly, and where they’re going. Ladies and gentlemen, Dave Kellett, part one:

Fleen: You’re already a syndicated cartoonist with Sheldon, but still web-only. What do you get from being in a syndicate that you don’t get from going solo? Conversely, what do you give up by involving a syndicate?

Kellett: I’m sort of in the nebulous world between webcomics and the syndicates, sometimes to my benefit, and sometimes to my detriment. I can tell you this outright: I’ve been actively considering moving myself off of Comics.com and onto a Blank Label Comics server for a while now. I would just feel so much — I dunno the best word here — closer to my readership were I to return to independence. I’d be infinitely more capable of cultivating and catering to my audience than I currently can on Comics.com‘s cold, green pages.

But I do derive benefits from being associated, however nebulously, with a syndicate. I’ve had a few gallery showings in LA, a few freelance cartooning jobs, and a few speaking engagements which I know were delivered based on the shine from that association. So it does have benefits. Plus, I get to get drunk with Bil Keane at NCS parties. That can be fun, as Bil can really go blue as the night goes on. (I’m not joking about that.)

But wrapped up in all of this for me is my stupid, unshakable desire for newspaper syndication. It’s hard to escape the childhood dreams you cultivated for years and years, you know? This is true, even when I logically know there are 5-10 guys (who I won’t name) who keep up second jobs just because they make so little money at newspaper syndication. But then, the choice to be a cartoonist is rarely about money, isn’t it? If I just wanted pure, hard cash, I’m smart enough to know the myriad careers where I could make more money in this world. But I don’t necessarily want money: what I want is to create and entertain.

To answer your question as to what I give up by involving a syndicate:

  1. Direct links that I control.
  2. A forum: due to their COPPA-compliance regulations, United Media has no forums.
  3. A blog: which really, really helps to accentuate and expand upon the “world” of the comic strip.
  4. New and varied ways to monetize the strip: some big, some small

Fleen: Traditionally, the purpose of syndicates is to get comics into newspapers. If Sheldon got packaged and offered by United Media, is there any way to estimate what kind of readership you’d get?

Kellett: This is the funny part, in my mind. Wizard of Id could be in 800 newspapers, and not have had a single reader since 1972, for all we know. Once you’re in, all you have to do to maintain your position in newspapers is fall just below the radar of the editorial chopping block.

But having said all that, if Sheldon were to get into even one large metropolitan newspaper (LA Times, Chicago Tribune, Atlanta Journal-Constitution, etc.), it would probably immediately triple its readership. There are still a hell of a lot of newspaper readers out there. And as a new strip on a comics page, you’re given a lot of exposure to a captive audience. A smart webcartoonist could parlay that exposure into a solid, solid base for a career on the web … as newspapers continue to die out, and the web swallows the industry whole.

Fleen: Premise: A common impression of newspaper comics is that they’re a passive sort of medium; a few people (mostly older readers) seem to passionately care about a couple (mostly decades-old) strips, and furiously vote for them every time there’s a reader’s poll of what to keep and what to ditch. Most people read what happens to be on the page, unless it’s truly awful. Somewhere between the national headlines and the idiot daughter of Dear Abby are the comics and you just kinda read them.

Webcomics, on the other hand, require you to actively go to a site to read, so presumably the readers aren’t reading a strip just because it’s there. Do you think those impressions are true? And if so, which audience do you want in the long term?

Kellett: By their very nature, webcomics have a “selective” audience — in the sense that that audience has selected your comic as being worthy of the effort to seek out every day. It is a noticeably different dynamic than the casual newspaper reader, who follows Beetle Bailey because the Features Editor of their paper thinks they should.

But now, look at how that relates to making a living. If a webcomic can reliably monetize 5-10% of it’s audience, a newspaper comic can probably only monetize 1-5%. Where the big difference comes in is scale, I think. Most mid-level comic strips probably still outstrip P-A in daily readership, I would hazard to guess. But guess who’s making a better living off their work?

So, I’ve tried to thread the needle between the two: use the syndicate to find a broader audience, then capitalize on my web presence in a way Ziggy can’t. As I’m increasingly finding, though, it’s probably a failed strategy. If you’re only going to appear on the web, it’s probably better to run your own show.

That’s all we have room for today, kids. Join us next time when we go into the challenges to syndicates, where they fall short, and Unfit. We’ll also be doing a series of followup questions for Dave Kellett after this interview completes; send your suggestions to gary @ this website.

Fleen Book Corner: EOLR

Amazing Paul Southworth fact #1: He has the ability to warp time and space. The ad for his first Ugly Hill collection, Eyes of Liquid Rage, appeared on his website on January 26th. The last comic to actually appear in the book is this one, which is from last Friday. Spooky.

Amazing Paul Southworth fact #2: He is the only person in history to spell my name correctly in public on the first go. Check it out. No? Didn’t see it? How about now? That, my friends, is attention to detail. The same sort of detail that Southworth brings to EOLR, which focuses on poor, misunderstood Hastings Kilgore, a monster in a world of monsters, a fragile man who’s been beset unfairly by life. Oh sure, on first glance, it appears that Hastings was intentionally created to be the biggest dick this side of Master Shake, but he’s really a hurt, childlike, delicate little sparrow.

Nah, he’s a jerk. Controlling, manipulative, judgemental, and prone to frothing rages, Hastings hates you and everything you stand for. And the thing is, you forget that he and everyone else in Ugly Hill is an actual monster after a while … he just becomes that tremendous workaholic ass that we all know. The world of Ugly Hill, Maulington, and Cornea Falls is a living, organic place, maybe a the outer burbs of Monstropolis; it’s where people live (according to the map in the front of the book, the corner of Prehensile and Vicious looks nice), love, work, and work some more, and occasionally get demoted for such minor transgressions as almost eating a guy. And with that total immersion comes an absurd sense of humor that seeks to reveal life’s essential truths.

That one strip moves EOLR from ordinary workplace humor and shifts it to the realm of genius. Stop salting ham! is the As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly of the new millenium. And if you’re too young to remember that quote, I hate you and everything you stand for.

Getting Ready To Rumble

Ironically, I’d been meaning to link over to Scott Kurtz because I really loved his happy anniversary card to his wife. The art’s more refined than his daily efforts and the sentiment is sweet without being cloying, both befitting such a momentous occasion. Let’s all bask in the good feelings as we lower the steel cage onto the ring….

So! Lotsa drama in the webcomics world today, and there was me on-site with a client that had zero net access. You can read various takes on it from Scott Kurtz and T Campbell, but there’s something Kurtz said that caught my attention hard:

The chapter is entitled “The Seven Horsemen” and it details the seven people who were the big guns in the inception of the webcomics community.

The seven horsemen, according to our “world-reknown webcomics historian” are:

  • Scott McCloud
  • Pete Abrams
  • J.D. Frazier
  • Jerry Holkins and Mike Krahaulik
  • Scott Kurtz
  • and Fred Gallagher.

Chris Crosby is not listed. I don’t think Keenspot is even mentioned. Scott McCloud, on the other hand, has EIGHT pages dedicated to him. Scott’s a friend and I respect and love the man. But was he more influential on the early formations of webcomics than Chris Crosby?

See, we all know that Kurtz has problems with certain … interpretations of what webcomics “mean”; no need to rehash that here. But the careful reader will also recall that when Kurtz gets angry, the target is often Chris Crosby and/or Keenspot. And he’s upset that Crosby and Keenspot don’t have a mention commensurate with their influence on the development of webcomics. Could be that he’s wrong about Campbell’s coverage level; Kurtz has admitted to only having skimmed the book, and it may have been an outdated draft. But the fact that Kurtz in high dudgeon on Crosby’s behalf is significant. It’s to his credit that he is able to acknowledge the contributions of somebody that he’s spent so much time criticizing, and would tend to give one the belief that his assessment of Crosby, et. al., is worth further exploration. Fancy-pants Biblical scholars use a similar technique to work through what may be questionable translations — if a quote is uncomplimentary towards Jesus, it’s considered more likely authentic than if it’s fawning. After all, if you want people to follow your new religion, you’re more likely to puff up the founder a bit. So when Scott Kurtz says something nice about Chris Crosby, it’s probably worth noting carefully. The future will tell if he ever has something nice to say about Campbell, but I’m not offering very good odds:

In my opinion….

This book is nothing more than another self-masturbatory project of the new webcomics cognoscenti crowd. Rather than try to make a name for himself by actually CREATING something, Mr. T. has to piggy-back himself on the webcomics creators out there giving it their all.

I adore the fact that Kurtz speaks his mind — it gives me something to fill the column-inches (Scott, if I get to the nerd prom this year, I owe you a beer), plus, if you’ve ever met Campbell, visualizing him as Mr. T. is sure to provoke cognitive dissonance. But here Kurtz is taking to task not Campbell’s work, he’s chewing on Campbell himself. I’m still trying to decide where this falls on the cheap shot-o-meter, but Campbell doesn’t seem to be too bothered by it. The list of people that he’s collaborated with is about as long as your arm, and he always seems to be juggling a bunch of projects about (one that he ought to find some juggle time for: the front page of Graphic Smash still offers congratulations for last year’s CCA winners … I think eight months may be the statute of limitations on that).

Campbell’s got a fairly large reputation in what is, to be honest, a fairly small community. Is he a non-sleeping mutant, able to be a full contributor on everything he undertakes? Probably not. Does he mooch off the efforts of others while grabbing top billing? Also, probably not. We’ll be able to judge what his solo work is like when his History comes out, and it’ll be up to future generations of webcomics readers to decide the mutant/mooch question. In the meantime, if you’ve worked with T in the past and would like to share your impressions of the experience, feel free to add comments down below or use the contact link.

Now, for a fun game the whole family can play: Campbell has claimed, speak his name and he appears. So the time-to-T-appearance clock starts … now!

Fleen Book Corner: PDG

Dave Kellett is a guy that lends himself to musical analogies. For example, given that his strip Sheldon is about a boy genius/software billionaire, there are Bill Gates jokes. Every Bill Gates joke in the known universe has been done approximately 2.54 separate times in User Friendly. This might lead one to suspect that Sheldon and UF are similar, and they are in the same way that Protection by Ben Folds is similar to Joe Jackson’s entire early-’80s catalog: same tempo, same chord structure, but somehow, Ben doesn’t suck. In a format (4-panel newspaper-style strip) with a setup (boy billionaire, eccentric grandfather, evil waterfowl) and a medium (syndicated strip forced to be family friendly) that fairly screams with opportunities to suck, Kellett does the exact opposite. You can observe this opposite-of-suck first hand in the first Sheldon collection, Pure Ducky Goodness.

That being said, there are two disclaimers that will have to be kept in mind for the rest of this review. Firstly, since Kellett has a (web-only) deal with United Features Syndicate, the public archives are restricted to the last 30 days and protected by ferocious attack lawyers. Thus, the links that would ordinarily be used in this review to illustrate particular points are not to be found. Perversely, this may work in Kellett’s favor, as you’ll have to buy the book to figure out what I’m talking about when I say that the first strip on page 22 has a great sense of pacing.

Secondly, you need to know that Dave Kellett is seriously in love with me. Alas, his love is cheaply obtained … he knows what I’m talking about. To Dave’s lovely wife Gloria, I’m sorry you have to find out this way, truly I am. With that unpleasantness out of the way, onwards to the review.

It’s obvious from the content of PDG that Kellett has been cartooning his whole life; he likely fell asleep in his tender years with especially good Bloom County strips playing across his eyelids as he drifted off. Remember that one where Opus wound up in a college Republican protest against affirmative action and the students started freaking out on stale beer? Cue the big frat guy with the bucket on his head to start hopping around the background as he shouted I’M A FROG!! Those little Breathedian bits of background absurdity that don’t really have anything to do with the story or the gag, they just set the scene? They’re all over the place in Kellett’s work. Let us count the ways:

  • Utterly random pop-culture gag from The Last Of The Mohicans? Check. (page 36)
  • Vulcans with jazz hands and Klingons with sparkly codpieces? Check. (page 40)
  • Recollection of how every kid has a private hiearchy of quality with respect to Halloween candy? Check. (page 44, despite a rather rude attitude towards SweeTARTS; geez, it’s not like they’re Necco wafers)
  • Total appreciation for the cruelty of children and waterfowl? Check. (page 49)
  • Ability to channel Calvinball? Check. (page 71)
  • Dangerously deranged grandparent instead of the treacly version normally found on the comics page? Check. (page 102)
  • Monkey on his back in the form of the food of the gods, Thin Mints? Check. (page 131)

Of interest is the fact that pretty much none of this requires a slavish adherence to the premise of the strip; it’s all just funny whether Sheldon has his billions or not. Add it all together, and you’ve got some seriously good stuff. And don’t take his ability to mock nerdery at face value … he may act all cool around the chicks, but those Klingon warship interiors (page 69) look pretty authentic. So go grab a copy of Pure Ducky Goodness, and if you run into Alyson Hannigan (of course I’m mentioning her again, and I will continue to do so until the inevitable restraining order), be sure to kneel in thanks to Dave Kellett.

Fleen Book Corner: ATBOP

The thing about Kristofer Straub is, he knows how to cut through the crap. Puff yourself up with pretension, and he provides the pin. Create a genre that’s rife with cliches, he subverts them. He understands human nature, and just what we’ll do for decent dental coverage. And he knows that sci-fi is how you can talk about things that piss you off right now, without losing the funny.

And he brings plenty of the funny with his first collection of Starslip Crisis, A Terrifying Breach of Protocol. Covering about five months and a half-dozen storylines, it sets the stage for the strip and leaves lots of doors open for later visits. His clean, open character style presents well at almost any monitor resolution, but it especially looks good in the larger size that the book permits; given about 30% more space to stretch, the art is even easier on the eyes than online. Characters are boldly designed, contrast between foreground and background is nice and high, and there’s never a confusing panel or word balloon layout, no matter how busy the page. Additionally, it’s great that the overarching trope of Starslip Crisis is art, since Straub is a master at mimicking styles; the man is the webcomics equivalent of that serious art student you see in the Louvre, doing reproductions of the Great Masters. Not to mention the little extras that you get add when publishing a book; the excerpt from the Starslip drive instruction manual is brilliant.

The book itself is well put-together, something I’ve come to expect from Lulu; there are other small presses out there that deal with webcomics that have sold me multiple titles that fell apart on the first read, but ATBOP feels solidly bound and not likely to crap out on me. This page has spoken before on the need webcomics creators have for reputable vendors that will allow merchandise channels to stay open, and it looks like Lulu may fill one of those needs.

To sum: good strip, good art, good basis for future stories, good quality print. In fact, the only reason to not completely love this book is that there’s a nagging fear in the back of my mind that Straub may be annoyed that we’re encroaching on his turf. It’s a terrifying thought, ’cause he’s got that killer shovel, man.