No picture up here so it can be a surprise when you click on that first link.
I’m bringing cake and taking photos. Hope to see you there.
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¹ Obligatory disclaimer: Jon provides my hosting and we share a birthday. Thanks for the hosting, Jon, and remember: I’ll always be older and therefore suckier than you, youngster.