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Long Day, Including Cows Screwing

This day in Great Outdoor Fight history: No strip. At 62 Achewood Court, Cornelius Bear snores gently; he will awaken with a slight crick in his neck, but half an hour of moderate calisthenics with a medicine ball will set him right before he sits down to a breakfast of broiled kippers and proper tea. He is, above all, a gentleman.

And that’s where I leave you for the day, because I’m in the weeds. We’ll be back tomorrow.

Spam of the day:

I want you to f@ck me senseless! Chat me up

I’m going to overlook your uses of the commercial-at for a u instead of the more appropriate a because there’s something more disturbing here: your opening line starts with Adieu, which makes me suspect you are a French Bizarro. Definitely ain’t want to swap DNA with any Bizarros.

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