“Unable To Reproduce Problem” My Ass
So, massive tech failure at work affecting me and many colleagues, fun!
While I wait for my critical-priority IT ticket to get picked up (which I am sure will not be delayed in any way, shape or form¹), please enjoy today’s spam message because as soon as I finish typing this, my expected response time will be up and I will have to get on the phone to scream at people who are bad at their jobs.
Spam of the day:
A Libyan oil business man made a fixed deposit of $24,500.000.00 in my bank branch where I am a director, and he died with his entire family in the war leaving behind no next of kin. I Propose to present you as next of kin to claim the funds
Yes, and I am certain that “Gary al-Tyrrell” will be a perfectly plausible name for the next of kin of a Libyan oil baron.
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¹ I crack myself up sometimes.
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