Breaking News-Slash-Sex Scandal
Ugly Hill creator Paul Southworth in GENERIC SEX-LUBE shocker in the hallowed halls of Harvard Goddamn University! No news at this time as to the state of his pants.
Naturally, this means that I owe “Jonathan Gaudet and Allycia” a dollar. Email me, kiddies, and your American Cash Money will be on its way.
I’m trying really hard to come up with a joke that involves Paul Southworth’s penis and the word “shortening,” but it’s 4am and I’m tired.
By Zach on 01.29.07 7:05 am
Don’t worry, Zach. I have it on good authority that it is literally impossible to combine those two ideas, much like rhyming the word “orange” or pronouncing “February” correctly without sounding like a douche!
By Paul Southworth on 01.29.07 7:55 am
Wait, I got it.
Paul Southworth’s penis NEEDS shortening. Just ask… I dunno… let’s go with John Allison?
By Zach on 01.29.07 5:31 pm
“Like butter”.
By Jeff Lowrey on 01.29.07 6:57 pm
[…] Interviews, Gary, Jeff Editor’s note: It seems that there is an interview this week, Jeff’s assertions to the contrary notwithstanding. Everybody thank Fleen Guest Interviewer Paul Southworth for stepping up to the plate, and turning the tables. Looks like another Southworth-related dollar will be hitting the mail this week. Paul Southworth: Why interview webcomic artists? Did you already talk to every parking lot attendant and janitor in the world? Or do you just have a thing for high school sophomores who think they can draw anime and clumsy gaming references? […]
By Fleen: Written by bitter, haggard wordbeasts » All Webcomics Journalists Lie on 02.07.07 10:48 am
[…] Gary Looks like Evil, Inc. has been un-un-un-deleted, and may exist at Wikipedia again. But Ugly Hill is apparently “on the bubble”, as the sports types say. I may be a bit biased on this one, but what the HELL people? Printed material, association with a publisher, an honest-to-god sex scandal, what more do you want? […]
By Fleen: Written by bitter, haggard wordbeasts » Okay, Forget The Rumble, How’s This? on 02.08.07 10:55 am
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