Okay, Weird
Something’s going on with WordPress where I lose connection to the back end and editing functions, but the front end continues to show the site. And then it comes back without doing anything! So let’s be quick about this, and I hope you will appreciate how much work went into this one.
See, I owe Amazon an apology, as I was complaining t’other day about my copy of Romeo And/Or Juliet not being here on day of release, and now I’ve got it. Thanks, Amazon! It’s wacky and wonderful, and features many, many terrific artists and story ending illustrations. Author Ryan North’s sense of both complete absurdism and Shakespearean drama are intact, as he takes us through multiple plots, multiple story styles (I’m presently following along a noir pastische), and pulls in multiple plays for inspiration (said pastiche stars Rosalind from As You Like It, and there are short versions of Twelfth Night, Macbeth, Midsummer Night’s Dream, and even Midsummer’s play-in-a-play, Pyramus and Thisbe). There’s time travel, giant robots, sex-having, sweet fights, record-setting one-rep weightlifting, a cookie recipe, and even a nod to Back To The Future¹.
Sadly, the best thing we saw in To Be Or Not To Be: That Is The Adventure — where those illustrations were full page with the minor text associated with the story ending (usually grisly death) — is modified somewhat; the illos are mostly 1/3 page in size, with a continuous stream of text-illustration-next story point. As a result, RAOJ doesn’t have page numbers, it has passage numbers — a passage being a node in the story, ranging from a line or two to more than a page. Additionally, instead of the full-color glossy illustrations from TBONTBTITA, the papr stock is matte and the pictures are all combinations of black, white, and red. The changes do make the book less of a bicep-building than TBONTBTITA, though … that was one seriously heavy book.
But despite all of the good points, Romeo And/Or Juliet has one stunning flaw, one shared with To Be Or Not To Be: That Is The Adventure, namely: the index of artists in the back of the book contains only an alphabetical listing, not a listing by passage (or page, in the earlier book) number. So when I came across a stunningly beautiful (or funny, or disturbing … ) illustration in my read-through, I’d sometimes recognize the artist by style, but more often not. Then I had to scan the index, looking for the passage (or page) number, to find it who it was.
Well, no more! Ryan North, I am calling you out for having a defective book, and furthermore I am doing something about it. Specifically, I have painstakingly transcribed the passage numbers and artist names and compiled them into a table (below the cut) that you may print and stick in your copy of RAOJ. I trust Mr North will prevail on his publishers to include information in future printings; with a clear typeface, you might be able to fit it on a promotional bookmark, but at the least you could “tip in” some pages in this and future North/Shakespeare collaborations.
It’s a minor thing, though — don’t let the lack of reverse-lookup prevent you from picking up Romeo And Or Juliet; it’s a brilliant job from a brilliant writer and nearly 100 brilliant artists. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to decide what to do in this game of rock-paper-scissors I seem to have found myself in.
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¹ Or at least North’s obsession with the novelization of the movie.
² I called him to point out he is very bad at being a thief and he hung up on me. So I called back and got him again and continued my spiel. After five further discussions (sample statement from me: I can do this all day), he apparently decided he had to take a break and a woman picked up in his place. She said I was very rude and not to call their scam operation again or I would be in trouble. That was fun.
No links, there are too many names for that. Fortunately, all of these names are easily Googleable.
Passage |
Creator |
---|---|
front cover |
Noelle Stevenson |
heart icons* |
Andy Runton |
epigraph |
Noelle Stevenson |
title page |
Kate Beaton |
31 |
KC Green |
36 |
Kate Beaton |
49 |
Chris Jones |
55 |
Annie Stoll |
62 |
Tyson Hesse |
69 |
Kevin Jay Stanton |
70 |
Carly Monardo |
81 |
John Martz |
85 |
Mike Holmes |
86 |
Lar deSouza |
87 |
Justin Pierce |
91 |
Joe Quinones |
92 |
Anthony Clark |
95 |
Kate Leth |
103 |
Jess Fink |
105 |
Boulet |
106 |
Erica Henderson |
107 |
Ray Castro & Alex Culang |
115 |
Em Partridge |
120 |
Andy Runton |
121 |
Jonathan Rosenberg |
124 |
Anthony Clark |
124 (design) |
David Malki ! |
126 to 136 |
Andrew Hussie |
138 |
Braden Lamb and Shelli Paroline |
145 |
Alex Thomas |
150 |
Kagan McLeod |
151 |
Rebecca Clements |
153 |
Joe List |
157 |
Nicholas Gurewitch |
162 |
Evan “Doc” Shaner |
164 |
Mike Rooth |
165 |
Abby Howard |
168 |
Dustin Harbin |
174 |
Mike Maihack |
175 |
Eric Kim |
177 |
Michael Firman |
182 |
Tony Wilson |
211 |
Meags Fitzgerald |
215 |
Matt Cummings |
217 |
Richard Stevens 3 |
219 |
Becky Cloonan |
220 |
Erika Moen |
235 |
Brandon Bird |
236 |
Richard Stevens 3 |
255 |
Kean Soo |
259 |
David Malki ! |
260 |
Emily Horne |
264 |
Willow Dawson |
265 |
Karl Kerschl |
271 |
Kate Beaton |
272 |
Lucy Knisley |
280 |
Zach Weinersmith |
298 |
Em Partridge |
299 |
Gisèle Lagacé |
301 |
Jeffrey Veregge |
315 |
Jeph Jacques |
318 |
Eric Colossal |
320 |
Tony Cliff |
322 |
Jim Zub |
326 |
Pendleton Ward |
328 |
Randall Munroe |
333 |
Natasha Allegri |
337 |
Ethan Nicolle |
339 |
Sara Richard |
341 |
Richard Stevens 3 |
345 |
Brian McLachlan |
346 |
Evan Dahm |
350 |
Sam Logan |
358 |
Anthony Clark |
358 (design) |
David Malki ! |
359 to 368 |
Andrew Hussie |
370 |
David Troupes |
373 |
Sara Winifred Searle |
375 |
Jon Klassen |
388 |
Vera Bosgol |
389 |
Ian Herring |
392 |
Michael Walsh |
395 |
Dylan Meconis |
397 |
Mike Rooth |
398 |
Nate Powell |
400 |
David Hellman |
404 |
Richard Stevens 3 |
406 |
John Keogh |
426 |
Richard Stevens 3 |
428 |
Dara Gold |
429 |
Ray Fawkes |
441 |
Los Angeles resident Dave Kellett |
444 |
Meredith Gran |
446 |
Marguerite Sauvage |
447 |
Zac Gorman |
449 |
Chip Zdarsky** |
450 |
Steve Wolfhard |
452 |
Brice Hall |
453 |
Christopher Hastings |
454 |
David Hellman |
459 |
Gillian Goerz |
460 |
John Allison |
461 |
Emily Carroll |
463 |
Lucie Clare Whitehead |
466 |
Noelle Stevenson |
470 |
Aaron Diaz |
476 |
Kate Beaton |
* Little heart-shaped icons indicate the path through the story that matches Shakespeare’s version of the story. Warning: there are very few robots or time travel adventures along that path.
** Zdarsky is actually listed in the artists credits as Chip Zudarsky, on account of in TBONTBTITA he complained about not being last in the alphabetical list because of that bastard Zub. /p 124tdtd
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